[Gollum Voice] They Hates Our Pussy They Hates It!!!!!!!

party and rock in the house tonight !!

my brutalist son just killed my rococo son with his gray concrete alphabet blocks

circle of sleep <3

The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

I see no lies.