Sorry My Bulge Is So Squeezable And Fat It's Literally Not My Fault *runs Away Crying, Jiggle Physics

*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*

comic by @hausofdecline

why must we network. isn't my kindness and willingness to try to be better everyday enough?

My favourite thing about Netflix mobile is that every so often it glitches and—

— SYNOPSIS: many things in life are unexpected. being the soulmate of a world-class volleyball ace—who coincidentally is a married man with a child—is definitely one of them. and as unexpected as they are, things don’t always go according to plan.

— INCLUDES: NICOLAS ROMERO, rubens romero, hinata shōyō, pedro, romero’s unnamed (ex-)wife, other occasional characters

— SERIES WARNINGS: SOULMATE AU (you can feel each other’s pain); female reader, 18+, MDNI, angst, angst to fluff, eventual smut, mutual pining i guess?, discussions/mentions of divorce, arguments, crying, physical and emotional pain, alcohol, swearing, age gap (reader is in college), to be added

!! each chapter will have individual warnings listed accordingly at the top, before the chapter itself starts. may contain occasional smau elements !!

01. LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER

02. UNSPOKEN TRUTHS

03. NO PLACE LIKE HOME

04. trials and tribulations

05. sunny side up (finale)

TAGLIST open!

→ @gwiezdny--plomien; @laineeey00; @itachiyama; @my-reality-is-in-my-head; @nakizumie; @kirakirasaku; @espressons; @randomdaisygirlie; @jojowantstocry; @roanniee;

UPDATES: every sunday, 8 PM (GTM+3)

speedrunning getting fired by sending this to my boss over slack

reader chan?

some of u dont know reader chan…i cant believe this…..