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Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

hello lads, i’m just dropping by to post another short story i did earlier this year for my creative writing unit that i only just realised gives off “saltburn” and tyler the creator’s “igor” vibes :)

it is my retelling of what went down in the garden of eden, told from adam’s perspective. in this iteration, adam is confused and overwhelmed with his infatuation with eve, he worships her but also despises her.

if anyone is interested i can do a breakdown of the themes and explicit references to events from the holy bible i scattered throughout the story. it’s definitely my favourite thing i’ve written in a long fucking time and i’m super excited to share it with you guys :3

it’s a bit of a long read so i’ll post it separately after this uhhh announcement thingie??

anyway, thank you lads for your time :3

note: keep in mind i will add warnings/tags to this story there are some themes that aren’t exactly appropriate for everyone so viewer discretion is advised :0

“the fuck you mean the moon isn’t made out of cheese?”

and just like that, all my hopes and dreams were crushed… the idea of space dairy… was nothing but a fantasy… LIES, even !!

but it felt so right…

it’s like the time we all thought tomatoes were a vegetable and finding out later on that they’re technically a fruit ????

*sob*

who the fuck does that to a kid bro? T~T

(yes, i’m still bitter about this.)

the moon looks cheesy, like a hard rocky cheese :c

we could’ve had space cheese, SPACE CHEESE PEOPLE !! MOON CHEESE PLATTERS !!

wallace and gromit were right idc

Excuse me. Are you perhaps a homosexual?

yes. indubitably.