The Rat From Ratatouille Is NOT Special I Could Control A Twink By Pulling His Curly Hair Too

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|June, 1889. Colorized photo of 'The Shittening'. Taking place at Weston College cricket field.

why the FUCK are weekends only 2 days long do you really think that's enough to recover from the horrors of the work week. really.

ngl.

if i shat myself in the middle of the cricket pitch during a sport’s carnival where my friends, family, my enemies and the fucking headmaster was in attendance—

that’s my last straw.

you won’t see me come to school tomorrow.

i don’t care if everyone else on the team had the shits too, i refuse to be associated with that clownery.

either the headmaster transfers me to purple house or we’re throwing hands.