I Swear To God I Am Going To (remembers Nothing) (stares Directly At The Fucking

babe wake up my new vocal stim just dropped /j & lh

HELLO EVERYBODY EHEH

the post is up! give it a wee read if you have the time.

it goes without saying please please please do not steal my work or any work from any creatives on this platform.

i started writing this back in october a good three days from when the assignment was due because, idk i’m just stupid like that.

it took a lot of hard work so p l e a s e, i beg of you.

you can read, ask questions, take inspiration from ..!

but don’t try to copy/imitate from creatives especially without discussing what you’re trying to do with their works.

anyway, uhhhh…

enjoy?

reposting is fine though, just remember to credit me

okay byeeeee

hello lads, i’m just dropping by to post another short story i did earlier this year for my creative writing unit that i only just realised gives off “saltburn” and tyler the creator’s “igor” vibes :)

it is my retelling of what went down in the garden of eden, told from adam’s perspective. in this iteration, adam is confused and overwhelmed with his infatuation with eve, he worships her but also despises her.

if anyone is interested i can do a breakdown of the themes and explicit references to events from the holy bible i scattered throughout the story. it’s definitely my favourite thing i’ve written in a long fucking time and i’m super excited to share it with you guys :3

it’s a bit of a long read so i’ll post it separately after this uhhh announcement thingie??

anyway, thank you lads for your time :3

note: keep in mind i will add warnings/tags to this story there are some themes that aren’t exactly appropriate for everyone so viewer discretion is advised :0

mama, the call is coming from inside your mansion…

[ c r i c k e t s ]

the confidence she had when saying that line… the audacity… the ignorance… oof.

Caitlyn threatens the doctor with the deepest darkest cell where’s there’s no clean air and no sunlight and like babe so…….Zaun

Me and my friends are having a debate and it's very important so I'm bringing this to the Internet. Answer immediately and send to your friends NOW NOW NOW!! thank you

from the river to the sea

Me Before 'Sweet Vitriol': Harmony Cobel is an absolute trash fire of a woman and I adore her. Me After 'Sweet Vitriol': Harmony Cobel isn't nearly as fucked up as she should be. Give this woman the "Well-Adjusted Adult" award.

“the fuck you mean the moon isn’t made out of cheese?”

and just like that, all my hopes and dreams were crushed… the idea of space dairy… was nothing but a fantasy… LIES, even !!

but it felt so right…

it’s like the time we all thought tomatoes were a vegetable and finding out later on that they’re technically a fruit ????

*sob*

who the fuck does that to a kid bro? T~T

(yes, i’m still bitter about this.)

the moon looks cheesy, like a hard rocky cheese :c

we could’ve had space cheese, SPACE CHEESE PEOPLE !! MOON CHEESE PLATTERS !!

wallace and gromit were right idc

the fact that this matches their faces exactly