Isa: Jake... Why Did You Draw A Pentagram On The Floor?

Isa: Love is like a fart. If you force it, you're going to make a mess.

my playlist is starting to get long…

no I'm not kidding (x) (x) (x) (x)

Isa: Can I ask you for a favor?

Jake: I would literally die for you, but continue.

Isa: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.

Jake: Isa, doctor! I've developed a double heartbeat since my operation.

Isa: Ah, so that's where my wristwatch went.

Jake: HOW- You’re freaking qualified!

Isa: Guess what?

Jake: What?

Isa: I’m getting married!

Jake, getting furious: WHO IS THIS BASTARD! WHO IS-?

Isa, hitting a marriage certificate: It’s you, sign here.

Isa: I think it’s so unfair that I have to manage my anger just because people can’t manage their stupidity.

Isa: Hand me the people opener.

Jake: ...

Jake: Pardon?

Isa, annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me!

Jake, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Isa: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

Jake: Knife. It's called a knife.

Kaylee: What’s an orgasm?

Kai: When you fold paper to look like birds and shit.

Jake: Isn’t that origami tho?

Isa: No, you dumb fuck, that’s oregano.

Isa: I'm bringing sexy back!

Jake: You’re the reason sexy left!