Isa: My Love For You Is Like Dirty Socks.

makeup on and i still look like shit.

Jake: I’ll take you to the moon and back. A trip across the stars. A universe to explore.

Isa: Could you get me an orange from the market?

Jake: Anything but that.

Isa: What are amphetamines?

Jake: Drugs that can go on land and water.

Isa: Ohhhh.

Isa: Whoever said "What comes up must come down" has clearly never seen my bathroom scale.

Isa: Can I ask a dumb question?

Jake: Better than anyone I know.

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Isa: Hey, I cook!

Jake: Offering people gum is not cooking!

ahh i feel miserable, guess it's time to escape into the world i created in my head where i am loved by someone because i am so horribly deprived of love in the real world !

Isa: Jake, do you think I gained weight?

Jake: No, I think the living room got smaller.