Reunion After Suffering Dialogue Prompts

Jake, texting Isa: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…

Isa′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.

*Later*

Isa, texting back: Fuck you.

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Isa: Jake, fuck off.

Isa: And by “fuck off” I mean “fuck off right back here and listen”, you insufferable prick.

Jake: Isa and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

Jake: This room hasn’t been sprayed, are you sure you can sleep here tonight?

Isa: For the last time, yes! I’m not a little kid jeez.

Jake: oKay then, goodnight!

- Later during the night

Isa rushing into Jake’s room and landing on him: JAKE!!!! There’s a spider!

Jake, startled: What the fuck Isa?

Isa: *buries her head into Jake’s chest*

Jake: *sighs* Told you you couldn’t sleep in there.

Isa: If you ever come across me, just let Jake know I'm coffee-drunk. He'll come in less than 5 minutes.

Jake: Isa, doctor! I've developed a double heartbeat since my operation.

Isa: Ah, so that's where my wristwatch went.

Jake: HOW- You’re freaking qualified!