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Jake: If you turn a pizza inside out, is it still called a pizza or?

Isa: That’s technically spaghetti.

Isa: Dear life, when I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.

Isa: Jake, do you think I gained weight?

Jake: No, I think the living room got smaller.

“fuck, i hate you but i want to squeeze you in my arms. am i in love or are you just really annoyingly cute?”

- coffee drunk friends chapter 3 unedited version, isa dialogue.

Isa: My love for you is like dirty socks.

Jake: You know what, I’m tired of these weird-.

Isa: It’s worth washing.

Jake: *tearing up* Okay.

Isa: *Gasp*

Jake: wHAT??

Isa: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Jake: *inhales*

Kai, in another room: Why can I hear screeching?

Job interviewer: And where would you see yourself in five years' time, Isa?

Isa: Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening.

Jake, about Isa: I do sort of like it when she's rude to me. Hopefully that's more of a psychological defect than a weird sexual thing.

Kai: Are you in love with Jake? Isa: *sweats* ....no? Kai: The why did you draw I + J in hearts everywhere? Isa: It stands for identity juvenile. Jake: *appears out of nowhere* She's totally in love with Kai.

Jake: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.

Isa: Unless you're home alone.