Maki Naro @ The Nib

the sun doesn’t have to go to college bc it already has 28 million degrees

NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8 Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet! NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice

I’m a little late but I felt contributing to the eclipse lesbians was important

look at this a+ photoshop wish i was this good

Pluto x Eris

i guess you could say their relationship is...strictly plutonic

is there a smell comparable to space ? i assume we dont know because we would die if we tried to smell it but thats so cool

yeah if humans tried to smell space just like that, we’d die, no doubt about it 

but the smell of space lingers on spacewalk suits, and docking hatches when astronauts open them!

apparently, space itself smells like burning hot metal, or a hot barbeque grill with a slight hint of spent gasoline. The moon, apparently, smells like a gun after its been shot!

The coolest thing about it all is that the smell is actually what are left of dying stars- it’s literally the smell of stardust, and the particles smell like that because they’re so rich in hydrocarbons- something so very essential to life, and speculated by a lot of astronomers and astrobiologists and such to be the very thing life on earth started from!

another neat fact is that no two solar systems smell the same- ours smells like that because our solar system in particular is extremely rich in carbon, and other solar systems and places in the universe will have extremely different smells depending on what elements are most abundant in their system! 

honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump

this is productive

and creative, give me bonus points 4 creativity plox no one else’s websites will be real but mine, mine is. plox give me the extra credits

A Message from Pluto

Yeah, I have some bad blood with the other planets. I’ve been trying to hit Neptune for years(he’s a real jerk). I’m just hoping something doesn’t crash into me first(#Can’tCleartheNeighborhood)