Art By Davood Moghaddami

Vampire Coven by the Phantom Painter

Once I finish killing this guy the cycle of violence will be over, trust me guys

Everyone, including me, who's familiar with Pride and Prejudice: Hahahaha Mr. Collins' is so useless and thinks he's so fantastic at small talk, but he isn't.

Me at any given Christmas dinner party: WHAT EXCELLENT BOILED POTATOES- MANY YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE I'VE SEEN SUCH AN EXEMPLARY VEGETABLE

finished painting studies w/ the og dregs….

[COVERED IN BLOOD] Perhaps the world is slightly brighter having me in it.

i was born with the compulsive need to do my own thang

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

girl ur such a vibe can i live inside ur ribcage

[first day as a hostage negotiator]

bank robber: these rich fucks ruined me life! I want ten million dollars and a helicopter

me: bitch me too. I'm switching sides