No Problem Punkitt

Yes xir!

I'm trying to convince my friends to come to the ball with me but they aren't answering if they wanna go, but if they say yes I'll need some more invites!!

There's a box at the door, go ahead and take as many letters as you need.

the tape room.

Because he reblogged one of your posts

Oh, hate randy hate him now, thanks for the info !

My Homophobic dog masterpost

Wring it's you

Hi, guess who's getting thrown against a wall soon, you once I purchase your plush, and you're getting thrown now

Not me right?

//mod: nah put him in the jar//

Just like you fr

You said your homeless like twice now I think, why not go back to your studio/recording studio thing you went to after getting your ass beat by Mario in the puzzlevision movie? Wouldn't it be easier then being homeless

It got destroyed...also...

(I GOT MY PICS BACK!!)

Just imagine my bird is a little lad looking at yiu blinking like 'really 🥺' because im not looking for it but tyyyyy

💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome 💌 =^..^=

so like I'm going to make this a tag game because it seems fun :)

@livelaughloveoutsiders ❤️❤️❤️ @strange0-0storm @moonlight12086 @blveblvrr @bluestrawberrybunny @smg12 @nen-a @smg4fan2087 UHHH I DONT KNOW WHO ELSE TO TAG SO...

Or then Ford saws off bill's hand for him

Red String of Fate AU

Most humans can't see them, it's usually witches and oracles who can. Ford doesn't have one, which isn't particularly unusual since not everyone has a soulmate, or they have a different kind of soulmate. Bill is like that too.

Fast forward, Bill dies, comes back as a human.

And the first time he looks at his hands he has to do a double-take because there's a string tied around his finger. And he looks at Ford and now FORD has a string too.

The reason Bill never had a string before is because they were in different dimensions and Bill didn't have an actual body made of matter instead of energy until recently.

Bill… he tries to remove it. Being close to people scares him, and he doesn't want it, at least at first.

He tries scissors. Enchanted scissors. Fire. Magical fire. Biting it. Scissors again. Untying it. Slipping it off his finger. Cutting off his finger (Stan stopped him). Cutting off his hand (that time Ford stopped him).

None of it works.

Ford is understandably concerned when he wakes up in the middle of the night on the cot in the basement to the sound of something moving around in his lab, and finds Bill with a surgical saw preparing to self-amputate. By then Bill is panicking. Nothing is working, he is permanently bound to Ford. And it's not that he dislikes Ford, not at all! He'd even say he's fond of the guy. But that string implies commitment, implies caring about someone else, implies Ford caring about him too. It scares him, and he wants it gone.

So when Ford confronts him, demands an explanation, Bill breaks.

He's so stressed and tired and anxious, this shitty human body won't let him calm down properly, he's been on the verge of a panic attack all day and Ford asking what's going on is the straw that broke the camels back.

Ford is even more concerned when Bill starts crying, collapsing into Ford's arms and holding on tight. He just. Can't. Can't deal with the chemicals in his brain and the fear and everything that's happened, and physical contact is a convenient little biological hack to make a body calm down. (That's what's he tells himself anyways) Bill tells him about the strings, that they're connected, bound, and he can't break them. He says it like an apology.

And then like, fluff happens idk.

As far as I'm aware I'm the only one doing that lmfao also I'm right

OOC POST

// YALL ARE CALLING CANDELABRA A FURSONA KNOCKOFF IM GIGGLING im losing my shit bro /pos silly

I typo'd the me after give was meant to be him, so ignore that)

Maybe put Bill in containment, do like how people do with spider and put a cup over him, a glass one prolly, it'll prolly work

Keep the triangle man, you already are stuck with puzzles, just keep the silly dream demon, or if you won't give me to meeee

Too late I am throwing him out the window as we speak /j

I don't like the look on Puzzles face- nor Bill, they are really enjoying each other's company though on the bright side! Puzzles has a friend! ...a really severely fucked up friend but hey they can find common ground