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friend: i’ll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

hey @staff quick question,,

FELLICYA STACY LUSTFUL LILY ADAMS FU

*reading your tags* Yo I heard you like reptiles. Any fun facts? :D

 if a crocodile eats your dad they become your new dad

me during reasonable hours of the day: i never want to do anything in my life Ever

me at 3 am: I Have To Learn How To Play The Piano Immediately

i refuse to let this video die