I Watched "blue Eyed Samurai" In Two Days In One Breath....

The Guanyin temple confession is maybe my favorite scene of any piece of media I've ever consumed because it's so unpredictable.

You got the villain just halting his evil plot, full stop, in the middle of his gloating speech, no less, because "What do you MEAN you guys aren't even together?! What?! No, no, no, there won't be any romantic misunderstanding in my hostage situation! Honey, tell him!"

And then the calmest, most polite character alive procceeds to go his version of apeshit on this punk like "my brother like-likes you, you fucking pinecone! You useless twink! We all thought you were a hoe but you are just an imbecile!" (Which is a nice parallel to the Jiang brothers' hatred for the peacock, but I digress)

And THEN, when it's the perfect moment for a climatic love confession, homeboy goes and screams for everyone to hear that he... really wanted that dick, Hanguang-jun! Where's love? Who cares? WWX wants to ride you like a carnival ride: sticky and filthy and multiple times.

It's a wonder that Xichen didn't yank that string from Jing GuangYao to strangle WWX himself.

This has been my favorite addition, I cackled like a seal irl lol

stop trying to be influencers we need good hackers who will leak Immortality and Eternal Faith tapes now more than ever

kim dokja is everything. he's just some guy. he's the kindest person in the world. he's Jesus Christ. he's also Sun Wukong somehow. he's the personification of love as a force that powers reality. he died for our sins. he's a demon. he's an angel. he's suicidal. he's the more important being in the universe. he could be anyone. he's an inconceivable existence that expands along countless of world lines. he's a nerd. he's a concept. he's just some strings of text badly tied together. he's also the prince of the greek underworld. he was bullied in high school. he's an analogy for all the suffering in the world and also everything that is human and worth saving (but there's nothing in this reality that is not worth saving and everything deserves to be loved). he's a god. he's the sacrificial lamb. he's a yaoi man. he's an eldricth horror. he's ugly. he's your friend and also he's you. he's a very complicated anti-suicide metaphor. he's adorable. he's repressed and depressed. he has ptsd. he's the father of various human and non human entities and also the son of various human and non human entities. he's an office worker. he's simultaneously loved and hated by all the universe. he's a gary stu. he's bisexual. he's a murderer and also the most tragic victim of the irrepressible machine of universal suffering. he's a lover. he's a fox boy. he likes isekai novels.

Matsutoya Yumi Lyrics: Haru yo, Koi (春よ、来い; Come, Spring)

English translation and romanization below the cut.

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Happy birthday Kim Dokja! Thank you for your story.

the text is the poem "If I Can Stop One Heart from Breaking" by Emily Dickinson

graves grow no green that you can use.

gwendolyn brooks

HAHAHA but like internally crying

He lied, lyingly, like a liar.

“I love you.” His heart was trembling violently. “I love you, not the way a disciple loves his Shizun, but… I’m being bold, I… I love you.”

After a long pause, Chu Wanning finally said hoarsely,

“… I have a bad temper.”

“You’re very nice to me.”

“I, I’m old.”

“You look younger than me.”

“I’m so ugly…” “I’m not good-looking.”

“…”

“Not as beautiful as you.”

“Would you like to see my eyes?”

“Your eyes…?” Mo Ran’s gaze was gentle, reflecting the figure of a man in white. He said, “Did you see that? He’s the most beautiful person in the world.”

Chu Wanning glared at him. Although his heart was in turmoil, there was not much of an expression on his ice-cold face. Mo Ran gripped his palm, sweating profusely. He said softly, “I love you.”

the hardest lines ALWAYS come from fanfics and I stand by this

(credit to the authors!! I can't remember where exactly they all came from but if u recognise their work pls tag them :) they deserve way more recognition!!)

“He hates me” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk accepts him as a companion.

“He doesn’t care” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk waits 72 hours on the bridge.

“This is poisoned” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk offers him a meal.

“I’m stealing his story” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk decides kdj is his◼️◼️.

“He’ll get his revenge” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk keeps him safe.

“He’s going to kill me” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk reaches out his hand.

“He’s going to kill me” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk prevents his self-sacrificial plans.

“He’s going to kill me” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk cradles him in an embrace.

“He’s going to kill me” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk fights to save him.

“He’s going to kill me” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk pierces his heart with a sword.

“I am alone” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk chases after him for 74000 years.