Fall As We Laugh At Your Misfortune

Gods are born, not made

Yet he lies there in all his glory looking down from a throne

i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma

this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it

I miss the old days when we could go into the woods to fight monsters and undiscovered creatures and would be seen as heroes. Now when I do it they say it’s animal cruelty, bitch I go in and challenge a bear in its own language, they know what they’re doing and I never kill them. We lost so much excitement now that we don’t go missing for months and coming back with an unconscious creature with us both covers in wounds.

Did anyone know originally in the test screening for Puss in boots: The last wish they blow up Disneyland.

So they just ram there teeth into me, hug me, and run away?

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

Everyone leaves their lives with these conditions so whenever they ask if you’re doing something out of the ordinary, the answer is always gonna be no because it’s not out of the ordinary for you. Heck the only reason that I knew I had ADHD was because my sister already had it and I have a lot of the same symptoms so I already knew what they looked like. If they want to help people more, they should use comparisons because if someone only ever saw an apple being called an orange, they wouldn’t be able to say they don’t have an orange in their hand, as what they think is an orange to them is an apple someone else.

I feel like I would have been diagnosed with OCD a lot earlier if the vast majority of screening questions (for mental illnesses in general) weren't based on the person's perception of their own behavior, in isolation. and what i mean by that is asking someone with OCD "do you wash your hands excessively?" is not a good question.

a person with OCD believes they are washing their hands the correct number of times. it's not excessive. we believe we're exhibiting best practices and helping to keep everything clean.

better questions might be, "does it seem like you wash your hands a lot more than your friends or family?" "do you get dry patches or cuts on your hands from washing your hands?" "do you find it deeply distressing, more so than how you've seen other people react, when you get something on your hands that you can't clean off right away?"

being asked "are you overly preoccupied with bugs, symmetry, and contamination?" also got "no" responses from me years ago in my life. what they didn't ask for, and didn't know, was what *exactly* I was doing in my day to day life that genuinely ate up my time and mental space to a concerning degree, but I *didn't know* that other people don't do this.

"do you spend a lot of time cleaning?" -> no, it's not a lot. it's a good amount. why?

"do you become frustrated because it seems like no one else meets your organizational and cleanliness standards - do you often 'take over' for other people because they can't do it right - do new friends seem surprised by how strict you can be about your living space?" -> oh. yeah. yeah I get it now.

:/

That’s what I think makes him such a good Superman, they make his fear be his own powers. They make the reason for his abilities, be his essential dread and his wish to be normal makes sense with it too.

MAWS clark has me so devastated actually because he’s so kind, he’s so full of love for earth and all the people who care about him and it’s his biggest fear that he is a weapon. lois and jimmy are scared for him to see the hologram with the other, evil supermans because they just know that it would break him. they know it themselves it’s his worst fear to be a weapon! to be capable of such hurt! gosh, he just wants to save people, that’s all he wants

I’m betting that when Barry got his super speed, or even Wally gets super speed. They become more organized now they can do it in two seconds. And for Perry I think he just assumes that Clark tries to fight super villains and gets knocked out, given the amount of good energy coming out of him.

Love the idea of the League members realizing that certain things about each other are lies. Like they think Barry, who's perpetually late (on purpose) is probably chaos incarnate in his lab, but they find out he's meticulous, organized and one of the best CSIs anyone's ever worked with.

When they call Perry to cover for Clark (he got knocked out of commission during a fight and is recuperating via sun lamps for a few weeks minimum), they figure Clark going absent out of nowhere will send up alarm bells (especially as Hal's handling the call, Batman is also out of commission). But it turns out Perry's entirely unsurprised and just orders them to tell Clark he better have one hell of a draft ready when he's back and also to take it easy (though none of them agree if they heard the last part).

nowhere else

Imagine Kingston was an actor when he was younger so he was in this movie and they actually get Lou to just come in to set for one day and play a young Kingston, playing a weird character 

wherever he is.