Long Off Brand Pikachu

Everyone leaves their lives with these conditions so whenever they ask if you’re doing something out of the ordinary, the answer is always gonna be no because it’s not out of the ordinary for you. Heck the only reason that I knew I had ADHD was because my sister already had it and I have a lot of the same symptoms so I already knew what they looked like. If they want to help people more, they should use comparisons because if someone only ever saw an apple being called an orange, they wouldn’t be able to say they don’t have an orange in their hand, as what they think is an orange to them is an apple someone else.

I feel like I would have been diagnosed with OCD a lot earlier if the vast majority of screening questions (for mental illnesses in general) weren't based on the person's perception of their own behavior, in isolation. and what i mean by that is asking someone with OCD "do you wash your hands excessively?" is not a good question.

a person with OCD believes they are washing their hands the correct number of times. it's not excessive. we believe we're exhibiting best practices and helping to keep everything clean.

better questions might be, "does it seem like you wash your hands a lot more than your friends or family?" "do you get dry patches or cuts on your hands from washing your hands?" "do you find it deeply distressing, more so than how you've seen other people react, when you get something on your hands that you can't clean off right away?"

being asked "are you overly preoccupied with bugs, symmetry, and contamination?" also got "no" responses from me years ago in my life. what they didn't ask for, and didn't know, was what *exactly* I was doing in my day to day life that genuinely ate up my time and mental space to a concerning degree, but I *didn't know* that other people don't do this.

"do you spend a lot of time cleaning?" -> no, it's not a lot. it's a good amount. why?

"do you become frustrated because it seems like no one else meets your organizational and cleanliness standards - do you often 'take over' for other people because they can't do it right - do new friends seem surprised by how strict you can be about your living space?" -> oh. yeah. yeah I get it now.

I’m betting that when Barry got his super speed, or even Wally gets super speed. They become more organized now they can do it in two seconds. And for Perry I think he just assumes that Clark tries to fight super villains and gets knocked out, given the amount of good energy coming out of him.

Love the idea of the League members realizing that certain things about each other are lies. Like they think Barry, who's perpetually late (on purpose) is probably chaos incarnate in his lab, but they find out he's meticulous, organized and one of the best CSIs anyone's ever worked with.

When they call Perry to cover for Clark (he got knocked out of commission during a fight and is recuperating via sun lamps for a few weeks minimum), they figure Clark going absent out of nowhere will send up alarm bells (especially as Hal's handling the call, Batman is also out of commission). But it turns out Perry's entirely unsurprised and just orders them to tell Clark he better have one hell of a draft ready when he's back and also to take it easy (though none of them agree if they heard the last part).

Let the infection spread

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

After Damian learns this

Damian:

Damian: holy manslaughter Batman

headcanon that after Dick Grayson being Robin all of the batkids interchangeably use “holy ____ batman” even at the worst possible moments

Steph, staring down at Tim in the medbay cot: holy common cold, batman

Tim: please stop

Steph: holy spleenless sillybilly batman

Tim: steph please

Jason Todd on the floor, bruised and bloodied: dad?

(The timer ticks down to three seconds)

Jason: well holy shitballs batman I’m going to fucking di-

KABOOM

So in other words you become the Alfred version of joker so your friend can be Batman. Honestly, true friendship to come up with an evil plan to give them street cred.

You became a “supervillain”, not out of any particular desire to do evil deeds or take over the world or whatever, but just because your friend is a somewhat underpowered superhero, and you wanted to make sure they had a “nemesis” who wouldn’t actually hurt them.

I saw this after getting out of the pool, holy fuck

🛟

This is how we start the canny X-men

i have a friend whomst I will not name in case they don’t want to be asked about this but they have a Very Specific and Terrible power which is, if you take the online BDSM quiz and then just simply mention you have, they can look at you for under ten seconds and just state your top result.

I can’t tell you anything more soul-shattering, any death more instant and devastating, any moment more harrowing to witness than someone saying “yeah i took the BDSM quiz once” only for my friend to no more than glance at them and then announce “brat” and the look in the person’s eyes is that of one who just tipped too far back in their chair

Love the image, but I like the idea better if it only happens when he’s not being the billionaire playboy

If My Adventures with Superman is going to keep trying to flex their anime influence, they gotta make Bruce Wayne look like Rob Pattinson mixed with Tatsu from Way of the Househusband

I know these are probably the same for easier animation but I would like to just say may 9th is my birthday so I think it’s fun.

And even bro forgot Jimmy

Clark' screensaver season 1 x season 2.

No, he just gets the money he spends on the bat stuff back

Concept: an episode of the Justice League cartoon where the MCs get sucked into a 90s teen movie… powers get reset to when they were that age.