Sagittarius Is Bullshit

Sagittarius is bullshit

No I'm not shitting on your horoscope I'm talking about the constellation Sagittarius. It is not valid and I want to fight whoever said this thing looked like a damn centaur.

Ok, I should probably provide context for my sudden hatred of the sky. So where I live you can't really see Scorpio, Sagittarius or Libra. You know, those guys. Now, I'm on vacation in a spot with very little light pollution and wide open skies, so I decided to star gaze (like you do). Of course, I work my way across the night sky and pretty excited to see some of the constellations I haven't seen irl before. Scorpio was nice, Hercules is a mess but hey I can't blame him, and Libra didn't disappoint. Then I see a clump of stars next to Scorpio.

Oh no.

Oh yes.

You mean to tell me that this BITCH

IS SAGITTARIUS?!??!?

Every other constellation makes sense, but this is a disappointment.

This isn't a centaur. I'm not sure WHAT it is, but a centaur is not one of them. Maybe it's a giraffe. I think it's the sky spider that will consume the universe, personally.

Anyway, yes I will continue to be mad about Sagitarius, and no I'm not taking suggestions on how to look at it. Take care and don't let the sky spider eat you.

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princessofimladris

6 years ago

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

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princessofimladris

5 years ago

Publix is selling hurricane cakes right now and I feel like this perfectly encapsulates our general attitude towards hurricanes and the possibility of disaster