Love My Pumpkin

"why would you WANT to be called it/its" why does anyone want to do anything. stop thinking so hard just live

DUNCNEY PARENTS HEAD CANNONS!!!

Heheheheee

They'd either only have one kid or have a bunch. None of which are planned (I'm going with the latter for this list)

They would be fairly young and unmarried. It would take them years and several children to finally get married

- Duncan's parents don't care, but Courtney's are more "traditional" so they'd be peeved

Their relationship would be pretty inconsistent until they have their first

They'd both be nervous. Courtney scared to tell Duncan and Duncan scared to be a dad.

He'd be a great dad though. He's more caring than he lets on (in canon)

Duncan would show off their kids.

Courtney's bug eyes (affectionate) + Duncan's piercing blue orbs (terrifying)

Courtney would worry about passing down certain traits (like autism) but not in an embarrassed way, more of a she doesn't want them to struggle way (but obv they would adjust for their kids so they don't have to struggle)

Courtney parenting would make her question her own parents choices

Duncan likes to hold their kids weird

Once Courtney had to stop Duncan from getting a matching tattoo with their baby

Courtney had to juggle mothering and law school and was really worried she wouldn't have a career. Duncan helped A LOT.

Somehow everyone in the house has ended up keeping at least one of Duncan's shirts.

Bonus lil punk baby Jasper. Duncan gave him liberty spikes ONCE as a kid and he wore them ever since.

Bro got the big eye piercing blue orb combo 😔 (same w his twin Ruby they're my Duncney twins OCs 😋)

Literally my wife

i love gwen

Xandra kandi cuff ^-^

I love Vi. I’ve been clear as day about that. I also love Jinx and fully recognize how DEEPLY traumatized and mentally ill she was, especially factoring in Sevika and Silco’s manipulation using Caitlyn to get Jinx to turn on Vi at this point in the story. That being said, Caitlyn would have been well within her rights to pull the trigger and not release until the artist formerly known Jinx was all over that damn room. And that mercy changed her ENTIRE life. She spared a woman who had almost killed her repeatedly, almost killed Vi in front of her, killed a ton of Enforcers, blown up a building, abducted her naked from her own home and tried to convince Vi to kill her. And I love Caitvi and their story. But she really had only known Vi a very short time, and STILL showed mercy. THAT is who she is. Before her mind and soul got forced through a meat-grinder like every other decent person in this show.

constantly thinking about ur proposition re: gwen parent trapping duncan and courtney with brittany

girl me too

i also can't stop thinking about like. duncney family channel and they play it completely straight they make the video announcing like we're growing our family nd the media shits itself like no! bad! no glorify teen gregnancy! and then they're like new video titled taking our daughter home :) and it's a fucking racoon.

and they KEEP making videos like that and nobody ever acknowledges that brittany is a racoon. there's a part where they're doing a birthday party and it's a classic duncney screaming match "oh i see you've invited Her." "this fucking shit again? seriously? you really wanna do this on our daughter's birthday??" "hey brit aunt gwen wants to show you something outsi-" "IS HE NOT ENOUGH? YOU HAVE TO TAKE MY DAUGHTER TOO?" "well I'm so fucking sorry for having friends" "is she even mine? or the whores?"

and at the end gwen has to make an apology video like "well i guess i've learned that you can't save your relationship by having a baby. and tricking your friends into adopting a racoon to save their relationship is a terrible idea for completely different reasons"

got a doodle request on insta :)

say "i hate harold norbert cheever doris mcgrady v" but replace harold norbert cheever doris mcgrady v with autistic people. doesn't sound so nice now does it

poor Sevika's been embarrassed ever since, yet still stuck around😔✊