Project-r1ver - R1VER_1.0

Me when the huzz doesn’t text me or something idk

The fact that half of my kins are either waving their arms in some way or staring off into nothingness says a lot about me I think

NEW SHOES AND MINECRAFT FIGURINES TODAY LIFE IS PEAK

How I sleep at night knowing that I can make as many self inserts to befriend or date as many fictional characters as I want:

My CRT might genuinely be (one of) my favorite song(s) of all time I can’t get enough of it I need it injected into my veins. I need it cooked by a 5-Michelin star chef served to me on a silver platter to consume every last crumb. Like, machinery organs AND paranoia?? This song was made for me. Thank you randomalistic you silly critter 🤤🤤

BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!!!1!!1!1!1!1!!111!1!1!!!!

I JUST LEARNED THAT APPARENTLY IVE HAD LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE SETTING PREVENTING TUMBLR FROM SHARING MY PAGE WITH PEOPLE TURNED ON WHAT THE FREAK

Weekly "Tumblr is supirior to every other god forsaken 'social' app" rant but i literally hate insta and tiktok users so much oh my god theyre so annoying and out of touch and dramatic and unfunny like god i feel like just POSTING on instagram and then closing out the app as fast as possible still is too much time on that god damn app. yknow i would post this rant on stories but then id get half of the "friends" that i follow all up in my dms copypasting "sybau 😂🥀" like the unoriginal brainless fucks they are. I obviously dont want everyone to respond with "omg river this is a banger rant!" but jesus christ if one more lil negative nancy tells me to shut up im just gonna start blocking them i dont care if ive known you for one day or 5 years youre getting that big bright red shiny block button shoved right up your digital ass and then tied shut with your overgrown asshole hairs. Im so glad tumblr exists because god forbid i post a social blog-like update on the SOCIAL app. the worst part is that none of my other friends would ever say that to eachother and if I said it to THEM theyd shit their pants and cry themselves to sleep because they apparently didnt learn to treat others how you wanna be treated in kindergarten.

In Conversation with Lav Diaz

Happy spring break!