pufferfishhh
would you like a nice egg in this trying time? 🥚 🔞 I am but a fish pretending to be a man (he/him 33)
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Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies
It happened a lot sooner than expected, but the move is officially done.
A ramble beneath the cut.
The movers are braving the storm, and I have to go through all the stuff in my room before I unpack to throw away unneeded things. Again.
I guess “officially” isn’t correct at this exact moment. But it will be done today.
The only thing we need to clear off is the table holding the microwave! The movers are taking all the big furniture, and we’re handing the very small stuff.
This is more of a 2:40 AM ramble because I’m too AHHHH to go to bed, and they’ll be here at 8. And I have to take my computer apart, so I guess two things left to clear.
Regardless. I’m still the most depressed I’ve ever been in my entire life, but I managed to pack, move, and work this whole week.
Here’s hoping I can wake up early enough and also that the storm isn’t actually that bad tomorrow so I can get a mattress bag that I forgot to get earlier today LIKE A FOOL
Mona Lisa cat nest 😭
My mom has a garden and during the season will both drop vegetables off at my front door and have me come over to pick veggies from her garden.
And she will send me the angriest messages if I don't go into her garden and take stuff. She has so much extra food than she knows what to do with, and I end up with more food than I can reasonably consume.
But also we both love squash so this is both a blessing and a curse
my grandparents have to lock their car doors when they go to sunday mass because people have been breaking in to unlocked cars and leaving entire piles of zucchini
Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??
Fixing your mess is not the demand of the Qun. And you should all be grateful.
Portrait of Neve Gallus (based on Klimt’s Portrait of Emilie Louise Flöge)
the 3 mables inside his skull are working really hard, dont bully him
Listen. I wouldn’t just fuck an alien. I’d take an alien out on a date, to their favorite restaurant. I’d marathon an aliens favorite show with them. I’d spoon an alien every night. I’d bring an alien little random tokens and gifts to remind them of my affection. I’d help an alien work through their emotional issues and family baggage. I’d adopt a shelter pet with an alien and raise him as our very own son. I’d grow old with an alien, every blissful year of our union reminding us of how much we cherish each other. I’d make love to an alien.
A Wooly Mammoth Valentine
Yellow-breasted or Indochinese Green Magpie (Cissa hypoleuca), BATH TIME!!!, family Corvidae, order Passeriformes, Viet Nam
photographs by Leo Ngo
My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.
To anyone wondering if it's worth it to tear down fascist posters or whatever. I spent a few months last year engaged in silent battle with another student at my school who was putting anti trans stickers up everywhere. I had it down to a system where every night I would walk the five block radius they went up in, and tear down all the ones I could reach, and use a stick to put duct tape over the others. Like, within hours of the stickers going up, I would have already purged the whole zone. I knew the basic schedule of whoever put them up based on when and where the stickers appeared. I probably could have found them in person if I'd wanted to. And I told all my classmates and friends what the stickers looked like and got them to rip them down too. And after a few months of this, the stickers slowed, and then stopped forever.
My point is, a lot of this fashy or right wing stuff is one local weirdo. And if you pay attention, and do a little light organizing with your friends, you can basically make their efforts into a giant sisyphisean exercise in misery. You control your streets!
Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005) dir. George Lucas
i appreciate that i saw both of these on my dash within about five posts of each other. we’re gonna need both moods going forward, tbh.
Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
"Rook (who quite famously can't swim) tumbling into the canals of Treviso in a friendly game of bumper car gondola with Lucanis." - from Nick Thornborrow on BlueSky
Please I love this.
When you see an alarmingly worded fanpost and your only thought is "I don't want to ask if the straights are okay because they are so obviously Not Okay. Yikes."
MIYAVI IS IN ARCANE AND DIDN'T JUST DO A SONG?????
i cant resist a detective character what can i say