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i'm horny okay maybe

Halloween (for the giggles)

Yuu/MC: Okay so-

Ace: No, you're about to say something stupid.

Yuu/MC: You don't know that yet!

Deuce: Yeah Ace, you don't know that yet.

Ace: Fine, what is it?

Yuu/MC: So you know how if Vampires come across rice they have to count every grain, right? So I was thinking- well, how long would it take for a vampire to eat a whole bowl of rice?

Ace: *pinching his brows* I fucking- okay, how long do you think it takes?

Yuu/Mc: I was thinking... give or take 30 minutes.

Ace: 30 MINUTES?!

Yuu/MC: *holding back a laugh*

Deuce: It takes me 30 minutes to finish a bowl of rice normally.

Ace: What the- okay, Deuce's eating habits aside if a vampire were to eat a WHOLE bowl of rice grain by grain, it would at least take an hour.

Deuce: I don't know, an hour seems to long?

Ace: WHAT!

Yuu/MC: Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with Deuce here. I don't think it would take an hour.

Ace: Yuu/MC, just because you can finish a bowl of rice in 10 minutes doesn't mean the Vampire could.

Yuu/MC: I can count the grains and still eat it all in under 15.

Deuce: Wouldn't it be one grain per second kind of thing or?

Ace: Hold on, just- *pulls out phone* just shut up.

Deuce: "chuckling* Are you searching up-

Ace: I SAID SHUT UP!

Yuu/MC: Yeah, I think he's searching up how many second are in an hour.

Ace: *showing them his phone* SEE! 3600 SECONDS. THERE ARE APROXIMETLY-

Yuu/MC: *bursts out laughing* Wait-

Ace: NO, THERE ARE APROXIMETLY 3000 GRAINS OF RICE IN A BOWL SO IT WOULD TAKE AN HOUR FOR A VAMPIRE TO FINISH A WHOLE BOWL OF RICE!

Yuu/MC: *still laughing* It takes you a second to eat a grain of rice? Loser.

Ace: I'M GONNA-

10 years later

Yuu, at their apartment, surrounded by their friends for a reunion.

Yuu: Wow, I can't believe so many of our (NPC) classmates are getting married. Haha, maybe I should get married, too? *jokingly*

Ace: Sure.

Yuu: What?

Ace: I mean..psh..sure. *tries to act nonchalant as if he hasn't been waiting for Yuu for 10 years*...marriage is over rated anyways, I mean...ehem..*chugs his liquor*

Yuu: Haha, maybe. But wouldn't it be nice to wake up to someone you love.

Ace:*sighs dreamily* Yeah...

Yuu: ???

Ace: I mean...ahahaha...I mean good for you...can't be me...loving my youth...*kicks himself*

*Everyone else watching Ace struggle at the function*

Sebek: 10 years and its still entertaining

Epel:Kinda pity him at this point

Jack: Hmmm, even I feel sympathy

Deuce: Try being stuck in a Groupchat with only the 3 of us. You've never known true frustration

Ortho: Years have passed yet his probability of confessing to the Prefect is still not more than 60%

Yuu: *kisses and cuddles Grim, telling him he's a handsome little man*

Twst Boys:

I don't write fanfiction so my input here means f all, but the fact that people are using AI to write fanfics (basically stealing people's writing) is horrible to see. I love reading fanfiction and watching writers grow and improve, and the thought of people trying to replace such a beautiful thing with ai is heartbreaking.

kind of wanna reinforce this here. because i’ve seen ai writing become so popular on tik tok.

ai writing is not okay.

it’s literally theft. just like how ai art steals, ai writing steals. it’s using authors’ very real work to generate whatever you type in. and this also needs to be said as well.

writing is a form of art. fanfiction is a form of literature.

seeing this all over my fyp is REALLY discouraging. fanfic itself is already a labor of love and we love it when you interact. but please do not use ai writing for your fanfic needs when this writing literally steals from fanfic authors.

genuinely don’t know if this post will go around because my interactions outside of hcs are shit, but i hope it does.

HC

RSA thinks Yuu is more like them than of like the NRC guys (they say this without any trace of malice)

But they shouldn't mistaken Yuu's kindness for meekness. When the Prefect real talks. Oh they real talk.

Yuu is kind, but push their button enough and they can real talk someone into crying.

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Yeah, that's Ace.

Malleus Facts Part 1: Family (pt1)

We will occasionally hear information about Malleus’ sole blood relative, his grandmother.

We learn she has impressed upon him that barging in somewhere uninvited is the height of rudeness, taught him that humans often fear them told him tales of the Scalding Sands (“But we haven’t heard much about the country since things became peaceful here”), and more.

Malleus mentions receiving cufflinks, cards and rose seeds for his birthday, saying that he cannot help but admire her thoughtfulness.

Malleus says that Lilia and his grandmother are the only people who ruffle his hair in a certain way.

He says “having siblings seems rather complicated” after discussing their families with Trey and Cater, but follows with, “one should treat their family with respect.”

Malleus also says his childhood was so long ago that he can barely remember any of it now.

In an extremely rare reference to his parents, Malleus wonders they, his grandmother and Lilia toiled in the hopes of giving their descendants a happy, peaceful life.

Sebek says that while his grandfather has shared many tales of heroics about the Draconia family and Lilia, they never spoke much about Malleus’ mother Maleanor, or about how Malleus’ parents died:

“I've read many books to gain a greater understanding of Briar Valley and our ruler…but hardly any of them touched upon such topics.”

In Book 7 we learn that Maleanor was the princess of the Land of Briar 400 years ago (before it became Briar Valley).

Maleanor was his grandmother, Maleficia’s, only child and a key figure in the country’s defense, as well as the commander of the royal guard.

Lilia describes Maleanor as so powerful that the rest of them combined would not stand a chance against her:

“She's also unruly, quick to start fights, selfish, and irascible...not to mention incredibly spiteful. Lady Maleanor is Briarland's most menacing figure.”

Lilia says she'd complain about food, refusing to eat jerky when they were children until Raverne stewed it for her:

“And of course she fawned over Raverne all the while, making passive-aggressive remarks like, ‘You're the only one I can depend on.’ ...maybe that's where the difference between him and me lies. And here I was the one to actually bring the food.”

a summery of Twst pretty much