You know what would be funny?
If Malleus and Yuu started dating at some point during the main story (imagine if they met a lot more than what we see in the books) before Book 5, maybe a little after or before Winter Break, so when the Malleus Draconia reveal occurs, everyone's even more flabbergasted.
Yuu: I invited my boyfriend to the SDC
Ace/Deuce/Grim: You have a boyfriend?
~After Vil's Overblot~
Ace: You call Malleus Draconia 'Hornton?'
Yuu: Well he is my boyfriend.
Deuce: You're dating the Malleus Draconia?
(if Malleus didn't tell Yuu his name yet)
Yuu: Is that his name?
Ace: Wait, you started dating him without knowing his name?
(if Malleus did tell Yuu his name or Yuu figured it out on their own)
Yuu: Yeah, so?
And then when Malleus fixes the coliseum, Yuu rushes him with a hug, or maybe Yuu decided to hug Malleus when he arrived, who knows, and asks him to bend down a little for them, which gives everyone a heart attack, and they kiss, which also give everyone a heart attack.
If they were dating during the events and no one knew other than the SDC group, it would be funny. The reveal of the magicless human, Yuu, who's arguably the weakest person on campus, dating one of the strongest mages in the world, Malleus Draconia, would be hilarious.
OH MY GOOOOOD
I'M NOT DREAMING AM I!?❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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He's such a fucking dork
Edit: I was so excited I forgot to add words
Grim watching Yuu on a date with a TWST guy: myah hah hah! Premium tuna, here I come!
Ramshackle Ghost A: you know that means Yuu won't pay much attention to you now, right?
Grim: WHAT?! Yuu is my henchman!
Ramshackle Ghost B: oho ho! Looks like you're on your way out!
Grim: Yuu would never leave me!
Ramshackle Ghost C: I don't know...it's gonna get worse if she has children
Grim: CHILDREN!? Not on my watch!
Grim proceeds to try to break Yuu and TWST guy apart Mushu-style
Tag yourself I'm Hard Hammer, housewarden of the beautiful dorm "Blood"
Potions accident in class and Yuu is out cold.
Everyone is freaking out and Proffessor Crewel calms them by letting them know that there are several remedies don't fuss. A couple of potions, a few spells, and true loves kiss of course.
Half the school feels a disturbance in the force at those words and there's almost a stampede to get to the potionology lab. Grim scoffs and exclaims that that's easy then, and gives Yuu a little kitty kiss on the head. They immediately wake up groggy and smother Grim with kisses when they find out what happened.
Hearts break all over campus at the missed opportunity as Grim's cries of 'Unhand me human!!' are heard throughout the school.
America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"
Witch Yuu/MC and Familiar ADeuce is the only thing swirling in my head right now someone send help😭
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