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The ultimate stick

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

Book 5 be like:

The amount of self insert characters I have, that each have their own expansive lore, is not even funny

FanFiction.net is not gone.

Right now it’s a victim of DNS (Domain Name Service) spoofing. This means that a malicious party is trying to steal traffic from FFn by purchasing a very similar domain.

So if you want to read fanfiction and not see leaves, you have have to type out “www.fanfiction.net”.

Please share so people stop panicking.

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

idea

trey listening to audio porn while baking. he blanks out and after a while realizes he’s caressing the lumps of dough a bit too sensually.

am i insane

anon....i had immediate war flashbacks to those men on insta/tiktok who finger-fuck raw chicken breasts and i hope u know that im sobbing .

please , , , not him licking a piece of frosting off his finger post-baking and him tracing his tongue around it it bc he got struck by the image that it was your finger , , , kneading the dough a touch too roughly bc he's imagining it's your thigh/chest , , , feeling weird filling eclairs/buns with custard , , ,

when he tells the heartslabyul students his baked goods are made with love he Means it LMAO