Pumpkindevil - Devious Degenerate Wholesome

How sad funny would it be if Crewel or Trein started laying into the freshman class bc ‘HOW IS IT THAT A MAGICLESS HUMAN FROM AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT DIMENSION HAS BETTER GRADES THAN ALL OF YOU???’

And it’s precisely because Yuu is from another world and insatiably curious about everything Twisted Wonderland has to offer that they are able to retain information so well and be a contender for valedictorian of the freshman class

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Awwww, thank you!

This is for…

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The rest of their lives! (Twst Incorrect quotes)

Ace after book 6: I just have to never leave your side ever again for the rest of our lives

Yuu narrowing their eyes: Hmm...

Ace: Clings onto Yuu

Yuu: What're you doing?

Ace: I can never leave your side ever again for the rest of our lives!😈

Yuu: Get off of me!

Ace: Rest of our livees!

Yuu: NO!

Deuce joining in: Rest of our lives!

Yuu: Stopp!

Ace: I know where you live😈

Starting this new year off terribly with gaining weight, but I'm gonna look on the bright side and say that I managed to keep it from going back to 260lbs and still am. I hope I'll lose at least 50+ pounds by the end of this year so I can be at 200 for the next and then lose another 50 so I can be at a healthy weight.

As a player, I LOVE Trey and Rook

As Yuu, I'd fall SO hard for Ace

Punching Riddle for insulting us, using his money to save us in Scarabia(along with Deuce), being so angry worried after getting back from STYX, 1st to proposed to Deuce that they should go back to you after noticing they didn't look so well, and being the 1st one who was worried about us in Spectral Soiree and checking up on us in Ramshackles

TW School Shooting, mentions of dying

Currently in a lockdown over a possible school shooter, so in case I might die here's another picture of my Yuusona

Update: Not dead, turns out it was a hoax, so I will be finishing this drawing and put little doodles around it hopefully

This is gonna be a nightmare to color

Malleus Facts Part 1: Family (pt1)

We will occasionally hear information about Malleus’ sole blood relative, his grandmother.

We learn she has impressed upon him that barging in somewhere uninvited is the height of rudeness, taught him that humans often fear them told him tales of the Scalding Sands (“But we haven’t heard much about the country since things became peaceful here”), and more.

Malleus mentions receiving cufflinks, cards and rose seeds for his birthday, saying that he cannot help but admire her thoughtfulness.

Malleus says that Lilia and his grandmother are the only people who ruffle his hair in a certain way.

He says “having siblings seems rather complicated” after discussing their families with Trey and Cater, but follows with, “one should treat their family with respect.”

Malleus also says his childhood was so long ago that he can barely remember any of it now.

In an extremely rare reference to his parents, Malleus wonders they, his grandmother and Lilia toiled in the hopes of giving their descendants a happy, peaceful life.

Sebek says that while his grandfather has shared many tales of heroics about the Draconia family and Lilia, they never spoke much about Malleus’ mother Maleanor, or about how Malleus’ parents died:

“I've read many books to gain a greater understanding of Briar Valley and our ruler…but hardly any of them touched upon such topics.”

In Book 7 we learn that Maleanor was the princess of the Land of Briar 400 years ago (before it became Briar Valley).

Maleanor was his grandmother, Maleficia’s, only child and a key figure in the country’s defense, as well as the commander of the royal guard.

Lilia describes Maleanor as so powerful that the rest of them combined would not stand a chance against her:

“She's also unruly, quick to start fights, selfish, and irascible...not to mention incredibly spiteful. Lady Maleanor is Briarland's most menacing figure.”

Lilia says she'd complain about food, refusing to eat jerky when they were children until Raverne stewed it for her:

“And of course she fawned over Raverne all the while, making passive-aggressive remarks like, ‘You're the only one I can depend on.’ ...maybe that's where the difference between him and me lies. And here I was the one to actually bring the food.”

memes round 21, featuring mental eelness, vil being petty and kalim optimism hours

btw i don't censor the memes myself, that's just how i find them

2,3, or 4 are the most logical seats for me

Stumbled across this on twitter

Rook, beloved, I adore you and would enjoy sitting next to you but I don't know if I could handle being stuck between you and Malmal for eight hours straight 😭😂

Logically speaking, I would pick seat #3 because I'd be surrounded by some of my favs in every direction *and* I'd be sitting next to crewel-sensei <3

No nonsense and I could most likely enjoy the flight in peace 😭💀

I would have picked seat #7 because I love Azul and Jamil so much but they'd just make me feel sooooo single. Like no thank you 🥲 (plus I'm claustrophobic and am afraid of heights so unfortunately the window seat isn't the one for me)

I also wouldn't want to be stuck watching Floyd drive Riddle crazy the whole flight (I'm obviously avoiding seat #8 like the plague because I REFUSE to be seated between those two lmaooo would definitely end up getting caught up in the crossfire 💀)

I love Cater but Ace is sitting right behind seat #2...yeah pretty self-explanatory I think lol (it's also a window seat)

Noticed Trey, Deuce, Jack, Vil, Epel, and Ortho aren't here but I'd definitely sit with them since these guys wouldn't drive me nuts lol