Samura's Judgement

theo 'simp' raeken

Person A: “….Well this is quite awkward.”

Person B: “You’ve tried to murder all of us at least once, at some point or another, what the fuck were you expecting? Flowers and a hug?”

Anyways was at a prince of egypt veiwing with some friends and when yochved put moses in the basket, one guy (not jewish) said "just like superman!" And like. You're so close buddy

the thing is like. of course cobel invented severance. of course the girl who spent her whole childhood doing backbreaking labor in a fume-choked factory from sun-up to sundown would dream of a way to erase the memory of the aches that came from hours spent stirring a vat. of course the girl who never had a work-life balance because lumon owned every aspect of her world would want to force that separation into existence. of course she sold her soul to the company store and immersed herself in the teachings of kier and earned every single thing she accomplished through dedication and industry. and of course jame eagan took credit for it all.

Damn Akon, didn't know you were that big of a fan. I'm sorry, I wasn't familiar with your game.

the way there was absolutely no reason for theo to look at liam like that in this scene but jeff davis still turned to cody and was like hmmm ykw look over at dylan with an expression that screams I'd burn down the whole world for you,,, and cody understood the assignment

for my followers who do not watch severance:

dylan's wife cheated on dylan with dylan so dylan threatened to kill dylan so dylan's wife broke up with dylan and went back to dylan and dylan was so depressed about it that dylan killed dylan but dylan's still alive

"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.

choking on his ghost

[a jjk x severance au]

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