You Arrive At Work (hungry, As Usual) Excited For More Under-tarp Sex With Your Work Husband Only To

you arrive at work (hungry, as usual) excited for more under-tarp sex with your work husband only to find that he's not there. when you ask your boss about it he berates you. you talk to your only remaining work friend about it, but he blames you for not being able to be with his not-work wife and then kills himself. you decide to seek out the treasure map hidden by your other dead work friend. the treasure is your work husband's not-work wife, who is currently trapped in work hell. you're trying to memorize the directions in your darkened office (no work is being done). and then elon musk walks in

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2 months ago

There's this really frustrating goyish idea that Jews are always finding "loopholes" or "tricks" to violate the "spirit of the law" when it comes to observing Jewish law. No, they're following Jewish law. All ways in which one can follow the law are equally "in the spirit of the law" because the law's purpose is to be followed. The idea that finding easier ways to observe religious rules means "tricking" god or doing something otherwise shameful is reflective of Christian philosophy. Suffering is not virtuous in Judaism. Penance is not the purpose of Jewish law. Judaism is meant to enrich the current lives of its community, not ritualize hardship for some unknowable divine purpose.

7 months ago

friend: what are you doing this halloween?

me: smacking the shit out of complete strangers repeatedly for hours

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2 months ago

"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.


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6 months ago
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2 months ago

Something about Theo literally being the Came Back Wrong trope but like. Came back wrong as in came back incapable of being who he was before, and maybe that’s not a bad thing. Like, the boy who used emotions as a weapon, who treated everyone’s feelings and their emotional response to his faked feelings, coming back from Hell and being so utterly incapable of hiding his own anymore.

There wasn’t a single scene in S6 where he didn’t have some sort of feeling on his face, some sort of raw emotion about whatever situation they were in. His smiles at Liam are some of the most genuine emoting we see him do and it all seems to very different to that calculating, manipulative persona we had in 5A. Idk man.

Something about Tara ripping his her heart out over and over again until he learned how to feel with it.

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