been loving the recent posts about chase because bro is so insane as a character
- dead mother, abusive czech dad who visits him while dying of lung cancer and doesn’t say anything
- goes to seminary, tries become a priest but gets axed after sleeping with the groundskeeper’s wife
- ends up becoming a doctor like his dad after all
- is australian
- has an ambiguous background in bdsm
- falls in love with his coworker after hearing her mention sex one singular time
- has internalised fatphobia
- is friends with nuns
- sleeps with his coworker (who’s stolen meth from a patient after possibly getting hiv from said patient)
- has sex with his coworker in a patient’s house, and in the hospital’s sleep lab, and in a storage closet
- kisses a 9 year old with terminal cancer after she begs him to
- gets fired and proceeds get a different job on a different floor of the same hospital
- hypnotises his boss (who has just gotten his skull cracked open)
- goes into anaphylactic shock after doing body shots off a stripper at his bachelor’s party (planned by his ex-boss, who’s subconscious (in the form of a hallucination of ex-boss’s best friend’s dead girlfriend) tries to murder chase by deliberately hiring a stripper who uses strawberry lotion that chase is allergic to)
- marries his coworker on the day their ex-boss gets committed to a psychiatric hospital
- murders an african dictator
- nearly gets caught for murdering the dude, has to be covered by his ex-ex-boss and coworker
- goes into a spiral which convinces his coworker-wife that he’s cheating on her 2 months into their marriage
- confesses to murdering the dictator to his wife, who leaves him
- sleeps with his ex-wife/ex-coworker in an exam room while the hospital is on emergency lockdown
- gets his only new haircut in the entire show after his divorce
- pretends to be a dumb, misogynistic, unemployed american while speed dating to prove that his looks don’t matter as much as his personality. even while pretending to be a loser, he still gets a bunch of women’s numbers
- sleeps with a woman at the wedding of some important hospital person, gets photographed nude, and is then made fun of by all his coworkers for having a tiny dick
- gets stabbed
- has a sex dream about his coworker who he is very much not into after the coworker confesses to having a sex dream about him
- takes over the diagnostics department after his boss and boss’s boybestfriend run away for their gay death pact
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This year's Met has been one of the best in YEARS. I literally cried from happiness.
PEOPLE SHOWED UP AND UNDERSTOOD THE MF ASSIGNMENT 👏
The Black Tarot [descriptions] 3 days left for the TGWDLM: Reprised! Kickstarter
looks like october is…. octover
Had to make a meme to describe me currently
Quick, what kind of books do y'all think Theo would read? Actually, what hobbies in general do you think he'd have, as someone who lived his life with a bunch of creepy scientists? I may or may not be writing a thiam fic and it's hard to think of what he'd actually like, y'know?
Oh to have a knight returned from death, bloody, injured, and alone, stand before a god and demand that you be returned to them
Person A: “….Well this is quite awkward.”
Person B: “You’ve tried to murder all of us at least once, at some point or another, what the fuck were you expecting? Flowers and a hug?”
guys, is it gay to shove ur frenemy into an elevator, tell them you will be the bait, then shut the door to seal him safely inside?
you’ve put up with a lot from us this year - so our christmas gift to you is a flashback to a simpler straighter time
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