I Just Love Sir Hop-A-Lot

When your genocidal warmongering colonialist imperialistic buff butch milf wolf mom wants you to join your home country’s military industrial complex but you’re too busy being artdeco steampunk fenty beauty mogul diplomat goddess with a buff latino-adjacent boytoy with a germanic goth-chic 90’s skinny machine herald boyfriend

Thinking about an au where Theo never met the Dread Doctors and grew up to be best friends with Scott and Stiles. He would have gone with them to the preserve in the first episode but would be caught by The Sheriff with Stiles. And basically would help Scott alongside Stiles. He probably wouldn't be part of the lacrosse team and be more of a nerd type.

When Derek becomes alpha he goes and asks him to turn him and that leads him and Scott to fight because Scott would not understand choosing to turn but Theo would bitterly tell him he doesn't remember what it's like to be weak anymore (remember he also had asthma) and helpless in the supernatural world they were thrown into. He would be part of Derek's pack for a while but would leave to join Scott's just like Isaac did.

Also! It would mean Tara is alive! She would eventually find out about the supernatural and would be involved somehow too. Maybe once Argent turns good he and Alison teach her how to fight. Or maybe she would turn out to be a different supernatural creature like Lydia or Kira are.

For the thiam engle of it (because of course) maybe from the start he would be the person to be there for Liam when Liam first turn and they just... connect.

Alternatively they could also not get along AT ALL until something happens and they start to bond, similar to canon thiam. In both cases they're obviously eachother's anchors (ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

Idk what that would mean for s5 plot tho... Do the Dread Doctors come around anyway? Would they have with them someone else instead of Theo? What about the Chimeras? Hayden and Corey? Idk anything is possible~ :3c

GUUUHHH there are so many things to add to this I'm going to explode sjdjnfmcsjjsnd

I need a fic like this like NOW (⁠ﾉ⁠≧⁠∇⁠≦⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠ ⁠ﾐ⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

The boy who swallowed a wild rune.

THE GRASS IS GREENER, THE SKIES ARE CLEAR, MY CROPS ARE THRIVING HORI YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST WEIRDEST GUY IN THE WORLD

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(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

Damn Akon, didn't know you were that big of a fan. I'm sorry, I wasn't familiar with your game.

We don't talk about this nearly enough. Because what even was that??

do they know what personal space is.

also the fact that theo dragged liam in there to confront him? what was his goal here exactly. like just admit that you love him, gay boy.

I kinda love the swan dive scene because while everyone takes it so seriously and emotionally, the reality is that it's never addressed again and Izuku is more annoyed by the comment than anything 💀. It's less equivalent to a devastating scene to spur on a suicidal kid and more like a realistic 14 year old boy saying "kys" and you being like "Bro stfu dumbass kid"

Quick, what kind of books do y'all think Theo would read? Actually, what hobbies in general do you think he'd have, as someone who lived his life with a bunch of creepy scientists? I may or may not be writing a thiam fic and it's hard to think of what he'd actually like, y'know?