I Have To Poop

Me looking at my calendar and realizing I’m seeing Metallica THIS THURSDAY 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

My stupid ass grandma told me she got arrested for biting people in public and she sent me this photo

Gay hippie uncle core

Dave Mustaine once said:

Hey guys I have Reddit now 🤩🤩🤩🤩

AT THE SAME DAMN TIME

Guys do not give grandma access to an iPad. She will play Roblox for 48 hours straight

Also chat I had to represent yesterday for Derby 😍 (Yes I live in Ky.)

Do you guys like the chronicles of my stupid ass grandma ™️

Told grandma she couldn’t crawl around and bite people in public anymore and she gave me this look