“All I’m saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life – remind me to kill myself.”
— Pink
girls be like “i know a spot” and then take you here
I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck
RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!
Sam: What are you writing?
Danny : The government wants to know what kind of weapons my parents have in the house. I’m letting them know it’s private information
Sam, looking over Danny's shoulder: This just says ‘fuck around and find out’ in calligraphy