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Snoose the Goose. The Snoose Game. (Az wins the fuck-shit-up wingspan.)

there will never be another headline that comes close to comparing with this

I actually did bite my dm with explicit consent. because I was trying to argue that a ranger/barbarian's bite would be d6+Strength Modifier. and not d4+Strength Modifier. and he was like lmao human bites aren't even that strong. and I said bet. and he said well bite me then as strong as an 18 attack roll would be (the prison guard had 14AC btw) and we had to stop the game because he had to go get stitches.

also he didn't wanna say he let himself get bit to win an argument that he lost so badly he's in the emergency room, so he was like "a rat did it" and the nurse turns her head 12 degrees to the left and sees my bloody mouth. and goes "yeah okay that happens"

and we did get the barbarian bite attack to be d6+Strength Modifier. I'm also now engaged to this guy and this campaign I get to be the dm!

Absolute rollercoaster, but congrats on the engagement - Paper

Transmascs need to normalize saying "my dick exploded" when we have a period

Hey, so one alternative to testosterone injections I don't see talked about nearly enough is pellets. I see a lot about topical testosterone, but it's not always super viable for a lot of us. I was on the patch for several months and I keep a small stock of patches in case I'm not able to get my pellets on time, but they always gave me horrific rashes and I sweat so much they usually fall off after a couple of hours. And the gel risks being transferred to pets and kids and such.

Pellets do involve needles, but you aren't going to see them. You're usually lying on your stomach while the doctor implants them in your ass or upper thigh. If you have a good doctor, they'll tell you what they're doing or have a distracting conversation depending on what you need.

And they're great if you're like me and remembering your meds is difficult. You go to the doctor once every three months, you then take it easy for a day or two so the incision can heal, and then you just get to forget about it until it's time for another dose. Because it's a steady slow release over the course of a few months, you don't really get peaks and slumps the way you would with other doses (unless you're on the wrong dose or timetable, but that's something you figure out with your doctor through blood tests and the like).

It's not just an alternative to injections, it's just super convenient. And depending on your health insurance, it may be cheaper than other methods too. (I'm on MassHealth, meaning all medications have a $3.75 copay. But because it's an in-office procedure I'm able to waive that copay and get my hormones for free, no questions asked.)

It's also super easy to microdose if that's what you want to do because of the fact that they're a bunch of small-dose pellets rather than a single implant. And there's no removal either - they just dissolve under your skin to release the testosterone.

I feel like more transmascs need to be aware of the multitude of HRT options available to us because we're constantly being told about injections and occasionally gel or patches and that's it.

The fact the homophobic dog is actually owned by a gay couple in real life is my favourite internet coincidence ever

Twenty now I’m fucking famous

Guys I have five non bot followers and I got twelve notes on one of my posts am I tumble famous now?

Guys I have five non bot followers and I got twelve notes on one of my posts am I tumble famous now?

Is anybody who had a crush of Roderick Heffley still straight and/or cisgender? No? Thought so

Mornings

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cat inspecting a fallen star outside in the garden

"Oh? You're approaching me?"

"I can't beat the stink out of you without getting closer."

(Enjoy my very stupid niche meme)

no one has ever said it this bluntly before, but they must know what they are talking about because of their very cool sunglasses

He sees all

in my divorce era but i've never gotten married and divorced

baby girl your speech patterns make no sense. im in love with you

heh... step aside ladies... let a real man handle this (does the exact same thing but worse)

I’m so tired of LGBTQ+ discourse

What about morosexual and sapiosexual discourse? What about you folks who are both?

I wanna know what kind of morons/geniuses are the most attractive and why. Tell me your top ten from both categories. Do you prefer Kronk or Fred Jones? Bimbos, Herbos, Thembos, or Himbos? Spock or Moss? Geeks, nerds, academic all stars, or Einsteins? Tell me all your niches!!

Trying to beat that Summer heat

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You guys really can't coordinate a kung pow penis huh. You've tried twice now

Tumblr is not a social media site to me, it is a cool scrapbooking \ creative writing club I go to at my local library

Rare photos from trans history: Olympic runner and Zdeněk Koubek styles Cinda Glenn’s hair, 1936. Koubek was one of the first trans men to gain international fame after he transitioned in 1935.

I wonder how occult TikTok is dealing with the whole Elon Musk thing

Fascinating

People will spend hours watching "ending explained" videos and reading about how Ed, Edd, n Eddy is set in purgatory or some such barmy nonsense, but the moment you tell them a piece of media was motivated by racism or corporate interest in affecting public opinion or the Pentagon's funding suddenly you're reading too much into it.

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