Lawyer: [holding up a photo of a dead body] Mr. Todd, did you commit this crime?
Jason: [on the stand] Bro, I can't even commit to a family dinner
[Juror in the background snickering]
Ya’ll ever have to talk out loud so you can hear yourself think because your mind has a million thoughts a second and that’s the only way that you can sort what’s relevant, and then your little sibling looks at you like you summoned the demon version of Elmo, but you were actually trying to figure out if Bert and Ernie would like ham and cheese or pb&j sandwiches, or is that just me?
i feel like it is so easy to forget that we as a community just straight up married them. like we said ok that’s enough let’s give them the sappiest wedding in history and now they’ve been married for over a year
DEAN WINCHESTER IS SAVED
me acting like I just didn't read the most filthy nasty hot smut fic of my life
Felt like this should go on tumblr today
Photo creds: Me
One day I’ll use this on someone (me being the nb one)
a lil' sth because I adore Jack ;-; | Sketch/redraw of a screenshot from one of the episodes ~
🏳️⚧️🌙 The names Axel :3 He/they I post some of my Art on here sometimes and whatever else ig 🌈✨WARNING ⚠️ Im a GEMINI also Minors DNI sorry this ain’t a Christian Minecraft server :\
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