Tangerine Snail 🍊

Doing this to Lemon while he explains Thomas n Friends

I wanna give a boy head while he explains something complicated to me, I want to hear him struggle and lose track of what he was talking about, I want him to explain all this shit he knows to me with his fingers gripping at my hair and his voice shaking and melting into those pretty breathy moans, shits so hot man like damn

An AU where you end up on the yellow brick road- Hamish Linklater is the scarecrow, Rahul Kohli is the tin man, and Robert Longstreet is the cowardly Lion.

questionablefruitsalad submitted:

First saw Bullet Train years ago and fell in love with the brothers. Recently got back into the fandom.

(Lemon is wildly underappreciated!!)

Here are some of my (relationship) headcanon for the Citrus brothers: 

Lemon-

Big praise kink: will call you "good boy/girl/babe/love/ect" throughout lovemaking

Always gives forehead kisses. Or a soft kiss on the top of your hand

Random gifting: will see a plushie or something that reminds him of you and offer it as a gift- saying "it you"

Great cook- specifically baking. Learned how to make vegan/gluten free/nut free/ect goodies specifically for you

Info dump: loves to share lore of his favorite shows/movies and always asks about info on your favorite media as a way of connecting

Acts of service: loves to clean you- whoever you bathe/shower together- he loves to lather you up/clean your hair and makes sure you're rinsed properly 

Sews: can sew any small tear or rip in your clothes. Will add a fun color/design patch

Tangerine:

Dirty talk: loves to cuss and speak lewd- always whispering in your ear after if that was "okay" for him to say

Spanking kink: loves to spank your bum (will always rub the sting away after) enough to make you blush

Jealous lover: will get (adorably) jealous when you laugh at someone else's jokes- makes obvious (and adorable) attempt to regain your attention 

Fancy date: enjoys taking you out on a night on the town- fancy restraunt/club/ect (with money he stole on a job of course)

OCD: has a penchant for neatness/order and gets fussy if things aren't to his liking (absolutely needs the toilet tissue folded top over....): claims it's so he can keep track of whatever you need

Self care: will take 3000 years in the shower- exfoliating/concealing/moisturizing every part of himself (and you- it's a love language)

Positive reinforcement kink: needs words of affirmation and praise from you (gets more horny when you compliment him)

Thrupple headcanons

You are in a relationship with the Citrus Bros. I'm talking tag-team style sex. Tangerine destroys you and Lemon is a master at after-care and warming you up prior. All three of you are switches. (Fanfic? Or my fantasy since watching this movie? You decide....)

🍋 Slow, cozy sex: loves having you ride him and showers you in praises. Soft kisses to your forehead inbetween thrusts. Gets you warmed up and ready for him with his long fingers- making sure you're wet and worked up before sitting you down on his thick cock.

🍊 Sex is rough and fast: yanks your arms above your head and grips your wrists hard enough to leave bruises- rutting you down into the mattress while his teeth nip at your neck. You're left gasping between sessions- he only leaves enough time in-between for a quick cleanup before he's back inside you again.

🍋 Food play: will lick whipped cream/fudge sauce off your cock/tits because "You're delicious". Washes you off after- fingering you to another orgasm while he does so and then tucks you into bed with all your stuffed animals. Did I stress the praises and forehead kisses?? Communication king here.

🍊 Sneaks into your room in the middle of the night- you wake to the sound of him panting: cock in hand, furiously jerking himself off while his lustful eyes glance over your moonlight bathed body. "So pretty when you're sleeping" he stutters. He needs you to tell him how much of a good boy he is so he can cum.

🍋 Likes when you tug lightly on his hair- weaving your fingers into his soft curls. You hold his face just close enough to yours while you pleasure yourself- panting sloppy kisses onto his lips, eyes locked as you spill over into your own hand. He brings your fingers to his mouth- licking up your taste.

🍊 Let's you pick out one of his ties to bind his wrists and neck- bringing him to his knees while you place a foot on his chest. You litter him with a combination of praises and insults, giving his cheeks light slaps until he's worked himself out of breath. The bulge in his pants growing damp at the tip. He begs you to let him touch himself.

rb the give garlic bread and a warm hug to the person u rb'd from

Like, I can't fathom HOW MUCH I wanna mush this beautiful person!!!! They're the FULL package for me! They're funny, a geek, sassy, sexy. Everything.

RAHUL KOHLI + TIKTOK

Open for muses

Ask me about my *headcanons for various Midnight Mass characters* 

DYING for a Bullet Train AU where Lemon and Tengerine are Jaeger pilots.....

~oh sweet lord~

Watching interviews with Brian Tyree Henry and realizing the SIZE DIFFERENCE between us and having impure thoughts that directly negate my claustrophobia