Parallel Play (liking And Reblogging Your Mutual's Posts But Not Talking To Them)

DYING for a Bullet Train AU where Lemon and Tengerine are Jaeger pilots.....

Open for muses

Ask me about my *headcanons for various Midnight Mass characters* 

(more) Citrus Bro Headcanons 🍋🍊

Lemon:

●Has to be touching you at all times while sleeping: will either bear hug you from the back as the big spoon, or back up into you from the front as the little spoon. Is a blanket hog as well

● Enjoys slow mornings: any time he doesn't have to be up for work he's sleeping in past noon and then makes a full breakfast with lattes. Keeps all your favorite breakfast foods in stock and changes it up daily

●Speaking of lattes: he loves making pictures with the foam (yes, most of them include Thomas and various Pokemon) He once entered a design competition and won second place (somebodies grandma won first....)

●Loves bubble baths: has a bath tray to hold books, drinks, whatever else- and shelves full of bath bombs/shower steamers/ bath gel. Best believe this man reaches peak relaxation at least weekly (He'll have to find a way to send Tangerine out of the apartment other wise he'll complain, as if he doesn't hog the bathroom ALL the time) Cucumbers on eyelids included

Tangerine:

● Has a knack for complex puzzle games but can't solve a rubix cube to save his life. He's managed to keep a game of chess (against himself) going for at least 3 days. He's cursed himself out at least 7 times

● In denial about being allergic to garlic. While it's an ingredient in all his favorite foods- it makes his throat itchy and his face red. Lemon has an epipen stashed for safety.

● Obsessive facial hair grooming. Has a mustache comb and conditioner with him at all times. Brushes after eating and before addressing people. Sasses Lemon for not conditioning his beard.

● Fear of dogs. Not big ones (he thinks Shepard and Pinchers are regal) but little yapper dogs: chihuahuas and yorkies will send him running. "Goddamn anklenippin gremlins...."

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To be able to fly? To be smoke, or a wolf; to know the night, and live in it forever? That’s not so bad. You call us monsters. But when you dream, it’s of flying, and changing, and living without death.

Rachel - Nightbreed (via octoberland)

Open for drabbles

Hit me with your bullet train/lemon/tangerine ideas

(lmk what's off the table because I'm a freak LOL)

I'd love to hear your inspiration!

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

Absolutely LOSING MY MIND that he sings SO GOOD 🥵😍

tangerine with a s/o headcannons? (not forcing at all <333)

Oh, Tangerine is a suave MF

at least he THINKS he is

● Acts aloof but keeps track of all your favorite things: will surprise you with your favorite food or a gift when you're having a bad day and answer with a "No biggie luv, just saw it n though o you"

● Always has backup plans for date night. It's raining when you wanted to go to the beach? He's got reservations for a beachside restaurant so you can still see the ocean. Car breaks down on the way somewhere? He's already got a picnic basket and mattress set up. This guy is 10 steps ahead

● Although he's not the best cook (this man could burn water...) he's always willing to try and cook up something fancy (even when you insist ordering pizza is fine) And even started taking a cooking masterclass to try and impress you

● Speaking of impressing you: he's a huge attention hog. Always makes sure you see him when he doing something. Even mundane things: he's got his arms flexed, ass and chest pushed out. If he doesn't need a shirt on to do it, expect this man to have his tiddies out. He's mastered the smirk n wink

● While he's not a fan of PDA, he's always an arms length away. He often reaches out a hand to make sure you're near by- probably out of caution (work makes him jumpy at times) And he always wants to make sure you're okay. If you hold his hand/arm in public, he'll act nonchalant but is low key melting inside.

● He blushes very easily. It doesn't take much to get those cheeks glowing. He gets even more embarrassed if anyone points it out (which you and Lemon LOVE to do)

● Is a SAP for romcoms. If given the choice to pick a movie, he'll go for the types of movies you'd see on the hallmark channel, claiming- "I just don't want anything too action packed before bed. Honest"

This is giving Lemon energy 🤤

Who wants to build a pillow fort then absolutely violate me inside it?