A Little Bit Of A Dating Bammy + Being Part Of Vlb Moodboard

“Jackass, but make it Disney.”

— my dad

it’s the uHhHHhH for me

Lazy days at home with bf Bam.

It starts with him making breakfast in bed.

Don't be fooled he didn't cook Ape did.

He's excited bc the two of you finally get a day to yourselves.

A no film day for jackass and viva la bam.

After you eat you snuggle and watch your favorite show or movie not ready to leave the warmth of his king sized bed.

After a while you get up for a backyard skate session still in your pj's.

By pj's I mean bam wearing only sweatpants and you in one of his hundred cky shirts and sleep shorts.

And we know Bam probably does most of the skating while you watch.

Then back inside for a "quick" shared shower.

Only to race downstairs for lunch.

Totally having to pretend you hadn't just hooked up in the shower while you have lunch with his parents.

Then it's back to his room where it's bams turn to pick a movie.

You spend the next few hours laying together hardly watching the movie.

You probably order takeout of dinner.

And after you eat he insists you put on one of his hoodies and climb onto the roof with him

To watch the sunset then look at stars.

Then back inside for more clingy cuddles.

He'll do facemasks with you and let you paint his nails.

But afterwards he gets to pick what you guys watch before bed.

So you fall asleep snuggled close together wrapped in bams heavy black blankets.

Watching tales from the crypt.

And listening to Bam mutter on and on about the episode.

bam and ryan deserve the world </3

I spent 5 hours making this. No thoughts. Only men with 1 shared braincell.

Jackass cast member closeups taken with a Polaroid iZone, by Dave England, 2002 💘

Will always miss the jackass era where Dico is the announcer for stunts

I love this video so much

i know his ass did not just fall like that

Nut 2

me and my 35 mutuals against the world fr