Reblog If You Think Asexuality Is A Legitimate Sexuality.

It makes me happy when they listen

Ive read the whole fic, but the images just make my day!

Another chapter of my "The Waynes on Twitter" work on AO3

Masterlist of Tweets

---------------

Extra Dialogue:

Bruce: wow, this is so cray cray. do the kids still say cray cray? Tim: absolutely they do Bruce: great!

-----

Bruce: did you see the cookies alfred made? weren't they so slay? Stephanie: they really were. have you told cass that? Bruce: i haven't but i will now

---------------

39 - The struggles of being a single (really rich) dad

<- Previous

tim fans can we talk about tim’s trauma that ISN’T his emotional neglect or dick taking away robin.

can we talk about his extensive history of SA?? dana winters??? contagion???? knightfall????? not only kon dying, but also bart and darla and steph and so on??????

Lol

evil booped too close to the sun and now i'm over two hundred behind

Mood. Thanks for the note spam! Free seratonin!

I think the batkids should have incomprehensible nicknames for one another.

For example: When Jason and Dick are getting to know each other, Jason’s phone keeps autocorrecting “Dick” to “duck.” This leads Jason to start calling Dick “Duck,” which then morphs into “Duckie,” then “Rubber Duckie,” and then it finally changes to “Ernie.”

Ok, this is beautiful. Also, Македонци на Тамблр??? Што?????

poster i made as part of a local exhibition at a comic book festival B)

... I didn't need to cry today, but it's worth it.

i like to think that when tim first started as robin he noticed that bruce would overwork himself to the point where he’d forget to eat so he decided to just feed the man himself.

“Here’s a granola bar Batman,”

“What.”

“You look like a starved victorian child eat it,”

like i know people usually write tim as the one who forgets to eat but i feel like the boy would schedule eating times for himself and even if they weren’t all nutritious at least he ate.

The next time you've got a friend over, set an example and put your phone on the table, visibly there but not too far away, to let them know that you're intentionally present, not distracted, your attention is undivided and you want to be fully focused on being right there to spend time with them. Don't mention it or draw attention to this, you're not doing this to be preachy or wanting praise, you just want to be a good friend and you value your friend's time. Ideally, your friend will either notice this or even pick it up without conscious notice, and set their own phone aside on the table as well.

Then, when your friend takes a minute to go to the bathroom, grab your phone and take a photo of your friend's phone sitting on your table. Do not touch it, and put your own phone back exactly where it was immediately once you've got the picture. Carry on with whatever you two were doing.

Once your time is up and your friend has left for home, wait for a good 15 minutes or so, for them to either get back home or be well on their way there. Text your friend, "hey, you forgot your phone", and send them the photo you took of their phone on your table. Set a stopwatch running from the moment your friend sees the message.

Measure how many seconds it takes for your friend to process this and tell you to go fuck yourself.