I Need Nine-Fingers To Fuck Me Senseless

"Did You Miss Me?"

It was one month since the battle of Baldur's Gate, one month since everything. Kethric Thorm lay dead at last, Orin and Gortash were defeated and the crown of karsus lay lost in the Chionthar.

Jaheira still wasn't used to it, being back in the city after so long away. Even before the battle, she'd been camping out in The Elfsong with that merry band of adventurers. She'd grown accustomed to their noise despite not being with them for long. That warm feeling of being part of an adventuring party once more. They were all gone now, back to whatever lives they'd lived before the nautiloid or carving out new ones: Gale back in Waterdeep, Shadowheart searching for a home with her parents and Lae’zel, Astarion doing some sort of vigilante work within the city (she'd met up with him a few times) and Minthara, Wyll and Karlach back in Avernus. Jaheira almost wasn't used to the silence. Maybe that's why she found herself in the Lower City sewers, checking in on an old friend far more often than she had in the past. Sure, Jaheira may have retired from the Harpers so the inner workings of the Guild were hardly any of her concern anymore. But, well, Minsc and Nine-Fingers were working together now (sort of?). She may as well be checking in every so often to make sure they hadn't killed each other.

Jaheira glances over at Astele. They're sat across from each other, Astele behind her desk wading through important looking paperwork and Jaheira on a little stool in front of it. They'd been sitting together like this in silence for what felt like an hour. Comfortable silence. Jaheira had bought a book with her to read (some novel she'd started before leaving for the shadow cursed lands, she hadn't gotten the chance to go back to it until now) just listening to the scratching of pen on paper and Astele's gentle humming.

“Did you miss me?”

Nine-Fingers barks with laughter, not even bothering to look up, “You seriously think I've had the time?”

Jaheira just hums in response. It made sense; between dealing with the Steel Watch, Bhaal's assassins, the Stonelord and a failed coup by the Zhents it was unlikely Nine-Fingers had even had time to think of herself. Let alone her enemy? Ally? Sort-of-friend-maybe-more? Jaheira still wasn't exactly sure what their relationship was at this point.

“Besides,” Astele finally looks up, meeting her gaze, “I knew you'd come back.”

“Ah, your offering to Kelemvor would imply otherwise. “

“Somehow I'm sure not even death could keep you away.”

Haha! Same! I spent my teen years slowly being turned gay by these two (a joke - I was already gay!).

More people discovering ‘Xena: Warrior Princess’.

I couldn’t be fucking prouder as a veteran fan!

This TV show is truly timeless.

Enjoy, virgins. It’s one wild and gay fucking horse ride.

The campanions comment on Shadowheart's new hairdo.

ft.

The Mirror 1899 Painting by John William Godward 1861-1922

"come home and see my girl cave :)" I say flirtily. You agree, imagining a rec room with some couches and maybe a few vintage consoles. I lead you down into the basement, where I have carved out a slimy grotto with its own ecosystem. by the time you see me dive into the water and come up with a fish in my teeth, it's too late. You want to fuck me so badly.

morning, cub

LINK: tinyurl.com/oldgaySF

I'd like to share with y'all a project I've poured my heart and soul into over the last couple of years: a database cataloguing every single older queer science fiction book I've managed to track down, consisting of just over 200 titles with LGBT characters/themes & by LGBT authors, spanning over a century (1880-2000) 🚀

The database can be filtered by representation, subgenre, whether the book is currently in print, and more; additionally, it includes my own ratings & brief thoughts on the ones i have read, if anyone needs a suggestion on places to start! (or feel free to shoot me an ask for a more personalized recommendation)

happy bg3 final patch day to those who celebrate

✿Queer stuff I have read✿

(list under the cut)

I've had the wlw list sat in google docs for years so figured I may as well post it somewhere in case other people want reading recs!! They're in order from best to worst (or alternatively Iconic to Villian Origin story, obviously just based on my own opinion o7). I'll probably update it in the future 𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘

For the titles themselves you have:

✿title-(18+ if there's mature content)-(author/artist name)-flag to show the language it was originally written in✿

♡ is for my favourite ones :)

‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. WLW ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚.

-Opium ♡ (18+) (Aji & Junghyun) 🇰🇷

-Just Right There ♡ (18+) (Pecanpie & Withyou) 🇰🇷

-Getting To Know Grace ♡ (Hilde & Mokma)🇰🇷

-The Love Doctor ♡ (Chamsae & Bansook) 🇰🇷

-She Is Still Cute Today ♡ (Guo Si Te) 🇨🇳

-Ring My Bell ♡ (Yeongol)🇰🇷

-Straight Girl Trap ♡ (Grass Jelly Without Ice & 42 Degrees Latte)🇨🇳

-Ghosts Of Greywoods ♡ (letINK)🇰🇷

-Bead Master ♡ (Gyaga)🇰🇷

-Kill Switch ♡ (18+) (1172)🇰🇷

-The Guy She Was Interested In Was Actually Not A Guy At All ♡ (Arai Sumiko)🇯🇵

-Run Away With Me Girl ♡ (Battam)🇯🇵

-Not So Shoujo Love Story (curryuku)🇺🇸

-Dallae ♡🇰🇷

-My Mom's A Superstar ♡🇨🇳

-2DK, G Pen, Alarm Clock ♡ (Oosawa Yayoi)🇯🇵

-Serenade ♡ (18+) (Keum Kyesoo)🇰🇷

-Sadistic Beauty: Side Story ♡ (18+) (Woo Yunhee)🇰🇷

-Fatal Possession ♡ (An De & Tian Cai)🇨🇳

-Teachers Who Always Call Parents 🇨🇳

-Best Served Cold (18+) (Kim Jong Geon)🇰🇷

-Please Leave My House (18+) (Team Aemae)🇰🇷

-Kids Being Kids 🇵🇭

-There's Weird Voices Coming from the Room Next Door! (18+) 🇰🇷

-Hateful Lady (18+) (Jo Sangdeuk & Park Minam)🇰🇷

-Mage And Demon Queen (color_les)🇺🇸

-Moonlight Garden (18+) (Kang Unni & Misspm)🇰🇷

-Shiori And Yuki🇯🇵

-On A Leash (18+) (Aji)🇰🇷

-I'm More Dangerous Than You (An De & Zhuang Zhuang)🇨🇳

-Bittersweet con panna🇰🇷

-My Dear Enemy 🇯🇵

-Girl Like A Pilgrim 🇯🇵

-Yamada To Kase-san🇯🇵

-It Would Be Great If You Didn't Exist 🇰🇷

-Pulse (18+) (Ratana Satis)🇹🇭

-The Neighbours Temptation (18+)🇰🇷

-Tamen De Gushi (Tan Jiu)🇨🇳

-Marie And Alex (18+) (Jung Shira)🇰🇷

-That Time I Was Blackmailed By The Class's Green Tea Bitch (Xian Jun)🇨🇳

-Bai Lijin Among Mortals (Viva & Julys)🇨🇳

-I Favour The Villainess 🇯🇵

-Love My Life (18+)🇯🇵

-Jiang Ting And I/When We Get Closer🇨🇳

-Romance Of The Stars 🇨🇳

-Reblooming (18+)🇰🇷

-Maka-maka (18+) (Kishi Torajirou)🇯🇵

-This Is Obviously A Yuri Story 🇨🇳

-The Friend Of My Friend Is My Enemy

-Red Dot (18+) 🇰🇷

-Kissing Lilies

-Living Will

-Program Me (18+) (Takeil & Shira)🇰🇷

-Drunken Relationship (18+)🇰🇷

-Gentle Flutters (one useless dogggg)🇨🇳

-The Playgirl And The Prince

-Heartworker (18+) (Akiosketch)🇺🇸

-Tendering Resignation (Yeon-Hui Woo & Daman)🇰🇷

-Relationship Guidelines (Epum)🇰🇷

-Mojito 🇨🇳

-Goddess Of Jealousy 🇨🇳

-The Marriage Partner of My Dreams Turned Out To Be My Female Junior at Work?!🇯🇵

-Us Right Now 🇰🇷

-Words And Kisses 🇰🇷

-I Love You So Much I Hate You (18+) (Yuni)🇰🇷

-My Lesbian Experience With Loneliness (18+) (Nagata Kabi)🇯🇵

-My Solo Exchange Diary (18+) (Nagata Kabi)🇯🇵

-I Fake Married My Friend To Shut Up My Parents 🇯🇵

-I don't Know Why, But I Suddenly Wanted To Have Sex With My Coworker Who Sits Next To Me (18+)🇯🇵

-Can Love Be Recycled (18+) (Hyuk)🇰🇷

-Megan He Danai🇯🇵

-Us, The End Of The World And The Rest Of Our Lives 🇯🇵

-Two Birds In Spring (18+)🇰🇷

-Brides Of Iberis 🇯🇵

-After School Love Affair 🇯🇵

-The Sea, You And The Sun (18+) (peachpulser mira)🇯🇵

-Vengeance (18+)(Aji) 🇰🇷

-Bad Thinking Diary (18+) (Rangrarii)

-Kill Me Now (18+) (Cosmos) 🇰🇷

-Arousing Taste (18+) 🇰🇷

-Goodnight Cinderella (18+) 🇰🇷

-You Taste So Sweet (18+) 🇯🇵

-What Does The Fox Say 🇰🇷

-Lily Of The Valley (18+) (Rangrarii) 🇰🇷

-Soul Drifter (18+) (Ratana Satis) 🇹🇭

-Exlir 🇰🇷

-Aoi Hana 🇯🇵

-Outro 🇰🇷

-Lilith (18+) (Sirius & Chesire) 🇰🇷

‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. MLM ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚.

-Given (Natsuki Kizu) 🇯🇵 ♡

-Heartstopper (Alice Oseman) 🇬🇧 ♡

‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. Trans/NB ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚.

-Boys Run The Riot (Keito Gaku) 🇯🇵 ♡

-Love Me For Who I Am (Kata Konayama) 🇯🇵 ♡

‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. Misc ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚.

-Six Of Crows/Crooked Kingdom (Leigh Bardugo) 🇺🇸 ♡

Why would I write when I could imagine my characters going through the story and then get upset when a copy of the work doesn’t magically appear in front of me