I Never Knew I Was Into MILFs Until I Met Jaheira

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

RIP Minthara, you would have loved spreading misinformation on twitter

I had to drive to Baltimore (Maryland) and back today. It was a 10-hour drive round trip. I did not have a fun time. However, I did see this monstrosity:

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Hey, take it from someone creeping towards 40:

Ignore the fun police.

If you like it, order your steak well done. Get your bagel toasted with jam and butter. Put ice in your scotch and ketchup on your hotdog. Get red wine with fish and white with steak. Who cares?

If you want to, listen to pop music. Watch blockbuster popcorn flicks. Read dime store novels. Enjoy them.

Dye your hair or cut it off. Paint your fingernails blue. Wear whatever the fuck you want on your own time (ie, when not at a job or school or whatever where you can get penalized for breaking rules) as long as you aren’t like welding or shoveling snow.

Anyone who tries to tell you you’re wrong? Say “okay” and go back to what you were doing. You’re not hurting them by enjoying yourself or having things the way you like them.

There are no caveats or addendums to this. No “but what about x?” Nah. You’re allowed the things you like. You don’t have to justify your taste or apologize for it if it’s not hurting anyone.

And likewise, let other people live their lives. We’re all dead in the long run, so tend your own garden before you become fertilizer in it.

i love being a 30+ woman in fandom. reblog if you also love being an old dame in fandom

sos

This. This is what I actually want.

I want Dame Aylin to teach me how to be a strong, sword-wielding lesbian for my girlfriend. I want to train with her so I can go home and pick my gf up and spin her around easily like Aylin does with Isobel. Aylin and I would be besties

Speed running act 1 so I can see her sooner