Cat Trying To Eat A Pea

The 3 stages of a cat yawn

Stage 1: cute tiny “O”-mouth.

Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far

Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD

smolls

I was told it was lati day have a chicken

Birth of a New Year’s Raffle

As we raise the final curtain on the end of 2019, a part of me wants to end this with a banger that’ll set the gears in motion for 2020~! As a huge thank-you to all the support y’all have given me this year, I wanted this raffle event to be nothing short of absurd yet thrilling at the same time. :3c

For the general drawing, three (3) winners will receive:

A personally-tailored album

Featuring a compilation of pre-existing audios I’ve performed throughout the years (crafted per winner’s preference)

Album also includes: ~20 minutes of exclusive listening content (audios specifically created for this raffle), early-listening access to my 2020 audio compositions

500 to 750 worded ficlet

For any fandom and prompt of choice

Restrictions may apply, depending on the nature of the prompt

For the special drawing, one (1) winner will receive:

A personally-tailored album

With the addition of covered performances OR

With the addition of original songs never shared before

1000 to 2500 worded ficlet

For any fandom and prompt of choice

Restrictions may apply, depending on the nature of the prompt

An opportunity to have a one-hour, casual video call

Via Skype, Google Hangouts, or however the preference

Talk about music, fandom(s), life, etc…

Invaluable input into what the next public audio(s) will be

Behind the scenes in music and recording

Rules & Extra Info

Only reblogs will count towards the drawing

You can reblog as many times you’d like (be mindful of your dash!)

This is an open event; all and any are welcome to participate!

Winners will be messaged and tagged in a follow-up post

If I don’t hear from them within 48 hours, new winners will be selected

This raffle event ends on December 18th~! Best wishes to all and have a good time~!

timcanpy the candy golem is making his rounds 🍭🍬🍫🍡🎃

please take one and pass him on

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

form voltron

need a girl to groom my fur until i am buoyant enough to swim

🐚🦦

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”