There Currently Is A Sea Otter Attacking Surfers In My Home Town And Stealing Their Surfboards

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.

golden eagle having a relaxing time

THANK YOU FOR 2000!

Today I hit 2k followers and I can honestly say I never expected to hit this milestone when I started my blog a couple months ago. I don’t think I’ve ever been so inspired to create in my life and your comments and suggestions are like animal crackers to my soul.

I especially love when you tag me in very angsty things :’D As a thank you I’d like to hold another giveaway!

Grand Prize

A wallpaper sized illustration of a character of your choice

(Doesn’t have to be facing right……)

Runner Ups

A mini paint for one person

A stupid doodle for one person

Rules!

✦ Followers only - new followers are fine

✦ Only rebogs count for an entry, and you only get 1! Please don’t reblog more than once (it made it very hard keeping track of nearly 1000 names)

✦ Please keep your ask box open so I can message you if you win. If I can’t get in contact within 24 hours then I’ll pick someone else.

✦ Winners will be selected by a random number generator

✦ Giveaway ends October 1st!

If you have any questions don’t hesitate to ask <3

Breaking news: local millennial becomes an immortal

// ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴜᴘʟᴏᴀᴅ //

oh………..

it’s a kitty hurricane. 

Helpful former homeowner.

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops