This Is My Cocomelon

How I’m hell does water catch on fire—did you put gasoline in it-?

Sixxx I burnt the water.

@ramenwaitr3ss

Idk why but I’ve always imagined darlin having siblings, and they constantly would rough house with them growing up, and Marie would constantly get onto them about playing to roughly with them.

PLEASE🙏

when you show up to a stoned/baked competition but James is already there

It is very appreciated 🥹🥹

i have to go to war (wash my hair).

I just remembered an intrusive thought of mine.

Sam is a DILF.

He has progeny and he's hot.

Period.

Spoilers kinda

HUXLEY SAYING- “I’m too much…” HIT WAY TO CLOSE TO FUCKING HOME-

STOP😭😭😭

An alternate universe where everything went to shit, because baby caelum doesn't exist+Davids dead :]

I beg someone ANYONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE IMPERIUM

Don’t know why but I picture Lasko’s listener owning a blue snake, or a ferret or two rats for some reason. And they keep said animals in their lap while they work.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk—

"My big bad wolf..... Yeah your cowboy"

S waitr5ss

I missed a whole ass word-

GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

VD&diydgbyt-buh