Luigi Gets Pegged

Do you think if Dedede wished his 36475 Waddle Dee children good night and turns the lights off, would it be like this;

I found a partner Banjo sleeping behind the shack at my community pool when I was in a rough depression. The little Lillipup was super sweet, but nervous as all hell, so I didn’t bring him home, since I knew my mom wouldn’t want another Pokémon, especially one she didn’t pick.

About a year after that, I moved out to live with my dad, and I finally got to bring Banjo with me as a real part of my life. He was entirely untrained, but he figured out how to vibe as a house pet pretty quickly.

Now, another year later, and Banjo’s a big happy stoutland who’s currently asleep at the end of my bed. Once I turn my light out to sleep though, he’ll crawl up and lie right next to me like he does every night.

Hi can we share stories abt how we first met some of our pokemon?

if you have a pokémon reply ^^^^

why are they so bitchy

your idea that Chara is representative of an average RPG player & the alarm clock dialogues revealing they were a stickler for efficiency, have lead me to the conclusion that Chara is a speedrunner

chara the speedrunner x asriel/flowey the completionist. fucked up viddy game babies but for completely opposite reasons

A continuation:

Limited life: claim the whole ass ocean and grow every crop on God’s gay earth.

Doing my quarterly rewatch of the ThirdLife seasons, and I always have to appreciate that Scott’s first instinct in a team survival scenario is to start farming while the person he’s buddies up with goes out and commits felonies.

Scott and Jimmy: Claim a corner and pretend to not have cows

Scott and Pearl: Fine B O N E and grow crops

Scott and Cleo: Claim border/ravine end and make a gay little ranch.

I love to see how, over the course of the series, he and his allies grow from a more relaxed sleeper group to one of the scariest late game forces.

Actually, as a tall man, my brain stays strong thanks to being able to imagine taller and stronger men to hold be when things don’t go perfectly.

monsterfuckers come get yer milk

Scott- Charming escapee, God’s favorite fruit

trying to describe each of the limited life members in 5 words or less (Help me out here)

grian- obligated loyalty / loyalty from guilt jimmy- canary, doomed by the narrative (from @/goldenwitherphoenix13) joel- like a dog, fiercely loyal pearl- always watching, unhinged but loyal big b- always watching cleo- unhinged yet protective mother scar- even more unhinged favorite child bdubs- father's son with dubious loyalties etho- washed up absent father impulse- causes trouble, runs away squealing (from @/eluminium) tango- stubborn pragmatic survivor, surprisingly loyal (from @/eluminium) skizz- loves everyone around him always! (from @/eluminium) scott- charming escapee martyn- chaotic pun maker, lore master (from @/fleetstreetvicomte)

Me the hell too, WD…

Who could have thought