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Can’t get over how popular Larry/Professor Saguaro is as a ship for Pokémon SV.

The universe as a whole saw the world’s most divorced man in all of Pokémon history and decided that he needed someone to make sure he eats more than rice balls and actually gets some sleep at night.

Also shout out to Rika/Grusha. Absolutely love what they’ve done with their genders. I mean this in the way someone would compliment their friend’s flourishing houseplants.

Who could have thought

Easy contender for “world’s most divorced man” award.

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i am normal about Lynels

pleasplease soft Ibuki headcanons I am starving,,, maybe some Free as well...

Not sure if you meant general or relationship so I just wrote what came to mind

Ibuki:

He doesn'te even realize it but when youre walking together he starts holding your hand. He only notices when he wants to point or do something with his hand that he's tightly holding yours

Imagine it being late at night and just sitting in the dark talking to Ibuki... his eyes look so sweet and endearing with his golden mane shining through the moonlight...

He lowkey wants to do matching clothes but nothing super flashy and obvious. Like wear the same color jacket or wear the same color shirt, etc.

He has a minigarden that he manages. Some how he can always get plants to grow and he reaps great yields

Lowkey gets scared of scary movies. If he goes somewhere thats dark, he'll get a bit wary and cautious and he'll spend a lot of time thinking about the movie

He really enjoys just sitting in the sun and feeling the warmth on him. Very typical lion behavior. He looks really stunning in the sun

He wants to be a dad so bad. Whenever he gets caught up in a daydream, it's probably related to that

If youre in a relationship together and youre talking to him, he looks so content listening to whatever youre saying. And he doesnt tune out either he listens to everything

If youre shorter than him he'll bend down to talk to you

Very, VERY soft fur. Just naturally. Kisses feel so nice with him

Larry’s just bat-shit crazy strong, so he’s a security measure against Area Zero. Thus the location of his gym.

His jobs are as an office worker (probably does filing for the E4 or something), gym leader, and E4 combat member.

Something that Larry’s “I’ll be trying my hand at flying-types” dialogue brings up is a theory I’ve had for a good while now, that Gym Leaders and E4 members don’t get to use their real teams to face trainers. They might get to pick their ace or their favorite member to theme their team around, but they have to be manageable for trainers going through their Gym Challenges. It explains why the player never becomes a gym leader or league member outside of Alola, where they’re still figuring everything out.

I think Larry managed to sweep the gym challenge and elite four with just his Staraptor, which is why it’s on both of his teams, and this both impressed and infuriated Geeta to the point of instant Gym Leader status.

Larry Dialogue that Raises my Eyebrows

Am I supposed to be getting the implication that the Elite Four battle is just a BREAK to him? Larry what are you implying, what is your 3rd job

Why does he act like he’s so inexperienced with Flying Types, when he’s been an Elite Four member (who masters their typing) for a while?!?

Why is the Treasure Eatery an option for the Player and Nemona’s final battle, and not like, any other gym?!? WHAT DOES THIS MEANNN

Whyyy is his head turned (it’s funny tbh) and whyy is Medali the closest place to Area Zero?!?! I Am Going Insane

WHY DOES GEETA NOT LIKE LARRY?! In the interview with her, Larry is the only gym leader she responds negatively to. Yet he’s a Gym Leader AND an Elite Four member- she has the power to get rid of him considering she does Gym Inspections. Like???

I know I’m probably Overthinking, but that’s just who I am and thinking about Larry makes me go insane. He’s so cryptic but SO NORMAL simultaneously

New Crow Time 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

man tits.

Yea

what pokemon do you raise? which non-team member pokemon is your favorite???

I breed Doduo and Dodrio for commercial sales, and I’ve dabbled in breeding Tauros, but I actually found the Miltank to be more difficult to manage!

My favorites to raise though have been Tauros. Despite their large size and aggressive appearance, when raised and trained properly, they’re sweeter than Candy and more manageable than Growlithe!