Episode 2

oggiphony

the vegetable orchestra: scoville

marvellousy

the indistractables and the indigestibles had a palaver... etc. the end

Oi! etc etc etc...

The constellation of Sixplux,

birthplace of electric stars.

Particle Collision!

Is it what happens in ones head when one practices spastic meditation? 

LeisurelyHeadConvulsion, just do it!

Contact Ctrl Centre

Most esteemed readers, we hereby invite you to address all your distraction discovery reports to our interim chancellor of out of body communications, the right honorable Otto R. Espondre aka Vali Jumlat at is anonymous contact address aaddrrooiidd@gmail.com.

ps: do not hesitate to pack your report with intensely subliminal questions as at the DDD we pride ourselves never to consider anything as ultimate impertinences to the mighty human mind.

REM

Rapid Earlobe Motion. 

Uncontrolled intense flapping of the earlobes occuring during intensely distracting periods occasionally to the point of emitting a characteristic rattling noise. This goes in parallel with the release by the brain of a cocktail of confusing hormones and of the emission of somewhat baffling odorous by a gland situated just behind the ears. This effect is highly contagious and has in some instances lead to mass distractions lasting several hours and spreading according to wind directions and population density. The last recorded mass distraction occurred in 1232 A.D., during the canonization of Anthony of Padua, patron saint of lost items.

Supercilious fun fact of tomorrow

random & seldom ...

went into the forest... etc. the end.