Randydandy0h

Sheev’s nightmare

Double standards

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

Into the Forest by Francesco Damin

Rocky Balboa caught stealing a basket of fruit

Boy with a Basket of Fruit, Caravaggio

Medium: oil,canvas

https://www.wikiart.org/en/caravaggio/boy-with-a-basket-of-fruit-1593-1

(via alextumay)