“Gulian Verplanck” (1771) (detail) By John Singleton Copley (1738-1815).

Oh, you’re sad because a girl at your high-school doesn’t like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye chinks from a helicopter in the middle of a some god forsaken jungle. Don’t tell me you have it hard because you’re a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the supple brown nymph you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a rickety bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing her gook village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car.

Zahrin Lukman

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