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by chickenavenue

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Long-ways | Box-ways

The rest of the world: If we want true change, we need to revitalize our government by electing young leaders from nascent parties that bring new ideas to the table, since they understand the struggles of the new generations.

America: Hey, why don’t we have an almost octogenarian from the party that has help power ~50% of the time in the past +100 years, run against the oldest elected president in US history from the other party that has help power the other ~50% of the time? Surely change will come!

Dash did a thing

Russia

a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: she’s on her phone…….. our data shows that she’s got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phone………. double check her browser?

some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* she’s definitely got tumblr open on her laptop

the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phone…..