Randydandy0h

Except that nobody currently in our congress could pull off moves like this tomorrow if their fucking life depended on it.

Dreams

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

Anthem

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

Somebody Call 911

Alexander Novoselov (b.1980)- The Minesweeper

I guess this is my sense of humor in 2018 now