Hilarious Animals In Clumsy Situations

Mood

American Psycho (2000) dir. Mary Harron

“There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable… I simply am not there.”

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

step 1: make girl laugh step 2: make girl moan

Sometimes it’s good to do what you’re supposed to do when you’re supposed to do it. Frances Ha (2012) Written and directed by Noah Baumbach

Live Extra. Do More than. Better than. Dare to want. To make your own rules.

this looks so real

“Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.”

— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

me: accidentally crinkles something that isn’t even remotely considered edible by any living creature on the planet

my cat: