“Only Those Who Will Risk Going Too Far Can Possibly Find Out How Far One Can Go.”

Disneyland was on some other shit. I’m tryna go to this one.

Disneyland souvenir slides

Armor Up

Mood

Moonlight (Raúl Arámbula) | ikwt

“Humor is the setting of an expectation, and then the betrayal of that expectation.”

A sperm cell contains about 37.5 MB of information. There are about 100 million sperm cells per ml; the average ejaculation is about 2.25ml, and takes about 5 seconds. This makes the average bandwidth of the human penis 1687 TB/sec

I know, that’s a lot of information to swallow

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me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke